The Scumbag Boss Is Three and a Half Years Old

Column advance collection "My retirement life can't be so leisurely" please collect it! ~ Copywriting of this article: Tao Zhenzhen was an orphan. When he was three years old, he was rescued by the elders of the Emei Sect and brought back to Mount Emei. And carefully educated: "Zhenzhen, my uncle sees that you are destined to have a lot of love. I'm afraid there will be a big disaster in the future. Listen carefully, my uncle tells you that nine out of ten men are bad, and one is a pervert. When you grow up, you must not be deceived by men like your senior sister. Remember! Especially good-looking men, don't believe a word they say!" Tao Zhenzhen followed his master's instructions carefully and did not dare to forget them even for a day. However... When she saw her brother coming up to her with that evil face, he pointed at his poster and said to her, "Seriously, do you think my brother's poster looks good?" Tao Zhenzhen stared at the poster and recited silently in her heart: Uncle Master said that men are all big pigs, all are big pigs...! Then he raised his head, and when he faced Tao Yi's face that was as bright as a peach blossom, Tao Zhenzhen nodded uncontrollably: "Yeah! My brother's poster is the best!" * Zhenzhen gradually got used to modern life, until one day she was blocked by the little brother from the neighbor's villa. The little brother's cold expression was also very good-looking. He blocked Zhenzhen in the corner with a displeased look on his face: "What do you mean? It's OK to play with other boys, but when you see me, you call me a pervert?" * The little coward heroine of the Emei sect x the sinister and sinister male protagonist Xiao Heilian Highlight: The plot of the Emei School in the article is purely fabricated. Some plots in the entertainment industry are privately designed and have no prototypes. Laughing little white text, logic serves the plot, don't bring it into reality, chirp~ 1v1, double clean －－－－－－－－－－－－－ Pre-collection of the article "My retirement life can't be so leisurely" Copywriting: After Jiang Zhi traveled through 996 mission worlds, she finally ushered in a peaceful retirement life. Before leaving, the system told her: "This is the last time we see each other. I have chosen a retirement world for you. In this world, you don't have to worry about anything, just have a good rest and just be a flat fish." ] This is simply the life Jiang Zhi dreams of most. System: [When you think about it, you can click this button for immediate transmission. After you reach the retirement world, you don't have to worry about anything, just have a good rest...] So Jiang Zhi didn't say anything, fearing that the system would regret it, and quickly clicked on the transfer button. When she lost consciousness, Jiang Zhi was only thinking about her wonderful salted fish life in the future. Didn't hear the bursts of false alarms the system sent out during transmission. — After Jiang Zhi arrived in the retirement world, she began her peaceful life. The body prepared for her by the system was that of a standard rich second generation, with a full eight-digit pocket money in her pocket. Jiang Zhi lay on the beach and basked in the sun, feeling that she had a body that suited her status as a salty fish! It's just that the reputation of this body doesn't seem to be very good... Nine out of ten people in the address book have blocked her. The WeChat interface even has a number called Brother 12345. - Jiang Zhi is a notorious green tea in City A. Relying on his good looks and rich family, he likes to hang out among many men with outstanding looks and flirt with them over tea. But every time she is rejected by her target. This book is called "Guidebook for Male Gods", and Jiang Zhi is the number one green tea female partner in it. There are a total of 4 men in the book, each of them has superior appearance and standard figure, and can make a direct debut in the entertainment industry. These people have one thing in common, that is, they are experts in tea appreciation. Jiang Zhi's tricks were completely inadequate in their eyes. Moreover, the men knew each other, and they all knew that Jiang Zhiyou was walking beside them, and they hated her deeply. Several people were deeply annoyed by the original owner's entanglement with them. However, Jiang Zhi knew nothing about this and thought this was the perfect retirement world that the system had found for her. On the first day of retirement, Jiang Zhizhi took a photo of herself bathing in the sun at the beach and posted it on her WeChat Moments, intending to share her retirement life. The first male protagonist in the book snorted after seeing this photo, with disdain on his face: "She wants to seduce me again, and she hasn't changed her routine for so long." On the second day after her retirement, Jiang Zhi was in a good mood to tidy up the desk at home, and sent the beautiful desk to her circle of friends to show off: [Leisure storage, happy~] The second male protagonist in the book saw it and smiled mockingly. Was this to prove to him that she was good at housework? He really doesn't change his nature. It wasn't until one day that everyone discovered that Jiang Zhi had changed. Jiang Zhi, who used to be vain and always liked others to pursue her, now would rather eat tea and watch dramas at home alone than go out. He even turned a blind eye to a few men he had liked before. All the male protagonists: ... This must be her new method. While others were speculating, Jiang Zhi had already begun the second step of his retirement life. Step one: lie flat. Step 2: Shopping. Shopping spree. ——Regard money as dirt! Clear the shopping cart and pay for more than 200 items without blinking an eye. I invested in a few projects casually, and experienced what it was like to be a financier's dad for the sake of Party A's dad whom I dreamed of. In the book, when the male protagonists are bidding for a very important project at the venue, Jiang Zhi comes as the father of Party A. They casually bought the important project they had been fighting for for many days. Jiang Zhi showed a professional fake smile, like a good leader who cares about the people: "I'm so sorry, everyone has worked hard." The male protagonists of the original book:? ? ? - After the system sent Jiang Zhi to the wrong world, it had been thinking of ways to tell her about this. Finally, after the system screened 1,000 mission worlds, Jiang Zhi, who was sent to the wrong world, was finally found in many small worlds. The system rushed to her side anxiously, as if it had seen Jiang Zhi being bullied by the big guys in this world. As a result, she saw Jiang Zhi lying on the beach, eating the grapes that the boss peeled off one by one and fed to her mouth. The system was speechless for a while: "..." Could it be that it was the one that went wrong? [Female is not a virgin, 1v1] ——The copy was written on September 25, 2022, and has been screenshotted Purpose: Grow each other and understand the true meaning of love