Fragment one
blessing
Do you know why I recommended you to be a Fortune Immortal in the first place? "I saw a gray-haired old man trimming his remaining bald beard. Coupled with his white robe, you can really see a bit of immortal demeanor.
"Because you are sick! "
"That's a bad statement..." Before the last word was uttered, the old man saw that the girl had grabbed the scissors that some bastard had placed on the wooden table with one hand, and then glared at her fiercely. The old man suddenly shivered, and the hand stroking his beard trembled so hard that he almost plucked out the few remaining half-length and half-short uneven beards. He quickly changed his words and said, "Yes... There's nothing wrong with it at all!" "
Intention: Funny