This Drama Queen Is Super Powerful but Overly Frivolous.

[The new book "Earning Tens of Billions by Traveling to 90" is now available, please collect it=w= Don't miss the final article "The Queen of Shadows, Serving the Country with Loyalty"] Copywriting of this article: In order to return to reality and 500 million yuan, Yu Qinghuan wore a vest and visited several small worlds. This was the last world she entered. The original owner was targeted by his teammates because of his outstanding appearance. He was sent to the hospital on the first day of the draft. At the end of the book, he was bullied and died. System: Ask the host to become a top-notch player and dominate Lujian. Let him abide by the code of male ethics in the new era and become your little sheep under the skirt. Yu Qinghuan: Thank you for the invitation. I'm starting to have a headache already. Back on the day of the draft, the opponent danced hard and was dripping with sweat. It's Yu Qinghuan's turn, her movements are always half a beat slow, and she perfectly steps on the half-beat drum beat, just like the Lightning herself in "Animal Story". The barrage filled the screen with laughter: Sloth sister is paying attention! Although she was ranked last, she was successfully promoted. Black fans questioned her for using her connections to get through the back door. Yu Qinghuan looked harmless: If the stage was big enough, I could do 360-degree backflips continuously. In the speed skating exhibition competition, Yu Qinghuan accidentally stole the limelight from the speed skating champion guest with an advantage of 0.01 Seconds. After crossing the finish line, she didn't stop at all and showed off a graceful speed skating emergency stop. The champion guest was stunned. Fans went wild: Damn it, my sister turned it on! Yu Qinghuan was half guilty and half helpless: What, if she changed to figure skates, she could perform an Axel quadruple jump on the spot. The first hot search item that night, Boss Lujian posted on his blog @: I won't watch the Winter Olympics without you. Is the whole network shocked? Suspected love affair exposed? They all ate melons. Yu Qinghuan casually posted a photo taken at the zoo: I only like little sheep. Lu Jian and Bo: I am a sheep. Small theater: Yu Qinghuan accidentally released the voice message her best friend had given her: Qinghuan, has he turned into a little sheep under your skirt? The cold and dignified man came over, unbuttoned the first button of his shirt collar slowly, and stared at her with his deep phoenix eyes: "When?" "Wha, what?" Yu Qinghuan's head was full of questions. "I want to get under your skirt." Yu Qinghuan: "..." *The heroine who looks like a drama queen but is a boss on the inside *The novel opens with a girl group audition, and then focuses on the love life variety show. *This article is a joke. The names of the host and hostess are taken from Su Shi's poem: Taste in the world is pure joy. (Photo of the copywriter on April 23, 2021) —————————— [Pre-released article] "Herbal Beauty Becomes Popular in Medical Variety Show" Lin Xingxing is an apricot leaf. Because of its extremely beautiful leaves, it has been hidden in medical books as mascot bookmarks by doctors since ancient times. She has experienced "Compendium of Materia Medica", "Acupuncture Collection", "Ancient and Modern Medical Traditions" and other classical medical books, as well as various medical works in the 21st century. Once, she traveled through time and became a young female doctor in the book. She was exposed on the Internet for her medical troubles, and eventually died tragically. When Lin Xingxing came through, the original owner was holding a lethal amount of sleeping pills. She self-diagnosed and found that the original owner had various physical disorders, so she prescribed some medicine to treat it. It happened that the TV station held a column called "The Most Beautiful Doctor". In order to create a topic, Lin Xingxing, who was hacked, was invited to participate in the show. Audiences with various negative emotions hope that Lin Xingxing will make a fool of herself in the show. However, the development of things... A patient with a stubborn headache appeared on the stage. The doctor guests were very cautious and picked up the patient's various examination reports. When it was Lin Xingxing's turn, she looked at the patient's pupils, tongue coating, palms, etc., And concluded that he was quite stubborn. Black fans: It's so funny, is it interesting to attract attention like this? Lin Xingxing smiled and said: "When both Qi and blood are deficient, the evil of wind, cold, heat and dampness damages the yang meridian and cannot go away, it is called Jue headache..." "Acupuncture has its own unique effect in treating headaches. For Yangming headaches, Yintang can be used as the main point, for Taiyang headaches, Dazhui can be used as the main point, and for Shaoyang headaches, Shugu can be used as the main point..." Black fans: What are you talking about? Lin Xingxing performed acupuncture on the patient on the spot, and the patient suddenly felt refreshed and much more comfortable. The expert judges concluded: Dr. Lin's method is very scientific and advanced. Haters: Damn it! Until a vegetative person appeared on the show, the guests and experts were helpless. Lin Xingxing: Medicine cannot solve all difficult and complicated diseases, but it is time for this gentleman to wake up. Black fan: Of course, but do you really think we will believe you? The second son of a medical tycoon suddenly woke up from a vegetative state, shocking the outside world. Lin Xingxing became popular on the Internet and became a celebrity doctor. At a time when Internet medical treatment was developing, Lin Xingxing patiently gave advice. She posted on her blog: I am not a celebrity, I am just an ordinary doctor. Netizen: But you are the most beautiful doctor! The eldest son of a medical tycoon and the new heir is relieved of his long-term severe insomnia because of Lin Xingxing's program. He specially found Lin Xingxing and wanted to invite her to become the group's chief expert. The male protagonist said implicitly: Hello, Dr. Lin, can I take a moment of your time? Lin Xingxing: I am happy to help you. Your condition is not complicated. Is it a long-term severe insomnia? I will prescribe a prescription for you, ensuring that the medicine will cure your illness. Male protagonist:? ? ? —————————— [Pre-received article] "I became famous after live broadcasting to an ancient woman" The beloved concubine of the tyrant of the Yun Dynasty died suddenly. The cause of death was unknown. Hundreds of concubines were tortured to death, and thousands of palace maids suffered catastrophe. On the first day Yu Xiaoxiao entered the palace, she was tied to a torture device and whipped to death by cruel officials. Yu Xiaoxiao discovered that she was mistakenly transported to Yun Chao by the system, so the system re-transported her to the 21st century and asked her to live broadcast to the ancient woman through the plane. Recalling those humble and pitiful ancient women, Yu Xiaoxiao decided to wake them up. She is participating in a life and love variety show. As a life expert, she—— In the flower arrangement competition, other guests were focused on falling in love. Yu Xiaoxiao: The matching of main branches, auxiliary branches and supporting branches is very particular. It should be dense and dense, and the virtual and the real should be connected... Learning to arrange flowers is not to please others, but to please yourself. Of course, you can also make money by it. Ancient woman: It turns out that flower arrangement is so useful! In the simulated business competition, other guests showed their affection. Yu Xiaoxiao: It is recommended to use 54% of your savings for investment and financial management, and 46% of your cash flow to ensure the safety of funds and respond to unexpected expenses at any time. Let us make a simple analogy, if you have thirty sheep now... Ancient woman: So this is called investment and financial management! When participating in the simulated medical care session, she personally demonstrated artificial respiration and first aid; when participating in the simulated fire escape session, she personally demonstrated how to escape; she taught them yoga, baking, bartending... Ancient woman: Xiaoxiao, you are the goddess, we must follow your example. Show scene. Teacher Yu, I really didn't expect to use density to distinguish liquids. Teacher Yu, the fermentation of flour really needs to be done in this way. Unexpectedly, Yu Xiaoxiao became popular all over the Internet in this way. "My children love learning more and more after watching the Mr. Fish program." "Small is a small encyclopedia of life!" "Following my little self, I have become a master of life." As Yun Chao's live broadcast deepened, women began to pursue natural beauty, self-esteem and ability. When the tyrant suddenly fell ill and the imperial doctors were helpless, Wancai people hurriedly performed artificial respiration. Everyone yelled at him for being shameless, but the tyrant was rescued and wanted to make Wan Cai a noble concubine. Wan Cairen: I'm sorry, Your Majesty, why don't you let me out of the palace. The shops I invested in are enough to last a lifetime. Tyrant:? After Yu Xiaoxiao became popular, Fu Lun, the boss of the program organizer and the heir to the Fu family business, suddenly posted on Weibo @Her: We have made a reservation at the Haymes Hotel and will discuss the next contract with you. Yu Xiaoxiao is live broadcasting on the entire network, and at the same time conveys to the ancients: In the relationship between the sexes, according to analysis, more than 80% of men actively inviting women to dinner indicate their admiration or intention... Whole network: Hahahahaha... Fu Lun: Where is my knife! Where's the knife! Small theater: Yu Xiaoxiao: Dear ancient beauties, today's live broadcast has officially begun. I would like to give you a message first. There is no force that makes a woman look more beautiful than confidence in her beauty. —— Sophie Rolland —————————— [Pre-released article] "The top-notch love drama, be my best minister" ——The most beautiful queen from ancient times to the present meets the top escort in Lian Zong [Pre-released article] "I became popular in the entertainment industry by forming a CP" ——The most beautiful matchmaker from ancient times to today matches the entire entertainment industry —————————— [Complete article] "Queen of Shadows, Serves the Country with Loyalty" ——The most beautiful movie queen set off a patriotic trend in the entertainment industry —————————— Weibo: Douziyu. Updated daily. I will ask for leave if I have something to do. —————————— Purpose: Find a happy life and obtain beautiful love!