[If you are willing to pay me two hundred yuan, I will arrange a unique appearance at your funeral.
Wearing black clothes, black sunglasses and wireless headphones, holding a black umbrella on a sunny day, watching the crowd silently, before the lament ends, I will give you a white rose, and then leave silently. Make those in attendance suspect that you have a terrifying and mysterious past.
The confused mother didn't know where she came across such an Internet joke, and was moved by the author's whimsical ideas.
So when Wei Mang finally bargained with the system to give her a wish-making opportunity that was given on credit, the terminally ill middle-aged beautiful girl actually made her wish according to the copywriting.
So, not only did she get a mysterious and scary funeral for herself, but she also had to accept such embarrassing surprises from time to time.
These include but are not limited to:
I was fishing in physical education class when I was suddenly delivered a luxury package by a group of men in black wearing sunglasses, radio headsets and black suitcases. I went out on the streets to hand out leaflets, met various noble men by chance, was proposed to by a group of people on the street, and was even photographed and posted online. On her birthday, a top celebrity suddenly showed up at the convenience store where she worked to celebrate her birthday...
Everyone thought she had a terrible and mysterious life experience, but in fact she was embarrassed to death every day.
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Everyone knows that Feng Weimang, from the Department of Economics and Management of Kyoto University, is the daughter of a mysterious family. Because she had conflicts with her family, she ran away from home to be self-reliant. She even had to work part-time to earn her tuition.
Everyone is speculating on her origins, even Qi Feng, who has always been aloof, has heard about it.
Until one day, he discovered that the girlfriend his idiot brother brought back was actually his first ex-girlfriend three years ago, who had just confessed to him in the morning and kicked him in the afternoon.
Qi Feng:......
Intention: Peace is blessing, don't seek death.