Candy and Tooth Decay

The whole text has been greatly revised. Friends who may be about to fall into this trap should be cautious before entering. —————— Surprise! In the middle of the night in the school woods, the lead singer of the school band actually did this to the guitarist! ——"Qingwu Middle School Daily" headline with red headline Reporter: "What do you think of this matter?" A paddler in the band said: "Lie down the window and watch." Reporter: "Ha, why, why?" The rower (with a look that looks retarded): "They are making love to each other in the rehearsal room. Can you still go in and watch? They must be leaning against the window." The next day, the headlines in the campus daily newspaper read: "Surprise! The school band members dare not come in to rehearse because the lead singer and guitarist did such a thing!" The guitarist in question: "Why don't I have any impression of these things?" The lead singer at the time said: "It's okay, it must be nonsense from their news department." The guitarist in question: "Well, this looks very fake. How could you block me in a corner and kiss me? It's obvious that I'm blocking you so I can kiss you?" The lead singer in question said: "Then we need to discuss this matter carefully." The guitarist in question: "Come on, who's afraid of who?" A rower: "Is it too late for me to quit the team now?" —————————————————————— Sunny and energetic dog type Alpha vocalist × cool and arrogant cat type Beta guitarist Xu Yifan × Lu Ruzhou Attack each other without any difference Semi-aerial campus group portrait~ Intention: love and redemption.