The new article "River God's mother raises top-notch cubs in the entertainment industry" has been published ~
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Gao Liang: The heroine really quits the industry, and there are many places to make money!
The moment Si Changqing came through, the black-hearted manager was forcing her to continue to hype up and take the black-red route.
Si Changqing: I won't do it even if I die!
He kicked the door open and walked away.
Block it, block it, she can become popular on her own!
She is the descendant of a deep-sea beauty dog demon and an octopus spirit. She has a nose that reaches up to the sky and down to hell. She can smell everything, and she can find things even if she digs three feet into the ground.
After being banned, she wants to be the big brother in the field of metaphysics live streaming!
However, on the first day it aired, some people dismantled her channel
★Netizen: If you can help me find my ID card, I will stand on my head and wash my hair right away!
Director Changqing smiled: The picture on your ID card is too ugly, that's why it ran away from home. Go and dig through your trash can.
Netizen who found the ID card: "…"
Si Changqing: Now I'll wait for you to stand on your head and wash your hair!
That night, #zuojingguai + Cengkaguaisi changqing had someone washing his hair upside down in the live broadcast room and became a hot search topic.
Netizens opened the live broadcast room one after another, and the popularity once soared by 30 million
Fan: Hurry up and bring the goods, I will buy even toilet paper...
Si Changqing, who was banned by the company and forced to retire (for retirement):? ?
Later, netizens discovered that Si Changqing, who had countless scandals, had changed.
He doesn't rely on tying up popular celebrities or spreading rumors to smear rival artists, and he still remains popular and out of the industry.
She can earn tens of millions just by bringing something to her live broadcast, and major celebrities come to her in droves, just asking to show their faces in her live broadcast room.
Si Changqing: Is it wrong? I am a metaphysics anchor.
Small theater:
★The pet chicken of the popular little flower has disappeared and cannot be found by any means. Weibo is full of tears, and fans are desperate and think of Si Changqing.
Si Changqing: Didn't you enjoy eating chicken last night? Well, I dug out the bones for you, no need to thank me.
Popular little flower & fans: "..."
★A top-notch actor joked in front of the camera and confessed that he should not have forgotten to give his wife a gift.
Si Changqing: What did you forget? Don't the gifts hang around the neck of your 18th-tier girlfriend?
Zhidingliu & 18th-tier Internet celebrity: "..."
The little scumbag who has fallen from the altar hates her to the point of irritation, but people in the industry who are diligent in business treat her as a guest. Variety shows, various advertisers, and big and small screen movies have reached out to her, and black fans come after hearing the news.
——She is talking nonsense! She's setting it up! Not a word she said was true!
Si Changqing: Thank you, no date.
Black fans all over the internet: Huh, just pretend!
Soon, the anti-fan: Tsk, my face really hurts!
Later, someone asked about marriage, but Si Changqing didn't dare to overstep his authority and do Yue Lao's work, so he just said don't ask her about it.
Male Protagonist: Shall I leave?
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Title: "River God's Mother Raising Top-notch Babies in the Entertainment Circle"
Yu Zhen is a thousand-year-old river god.
She has a bunch of heavy keys with colorful fish-shaped pendants hanging on them.
"Which fish (which cub should I teach) tonight is better?" Yu Zhen turned the key and immediately opened a room through the wall.
The next day's top trending search: #, a variety show star with a lot of black stuff, has started to seriously pursue a career#
The green tea girl cried with tears in her eyes: "My mother has already taught me that it was my fault in the past. Please give me another chance."
Netizens were shocked: Aren't you an orphan? Where did the mother come from?
Later——
The young actor who retired due to depression suddenly returned to the audience's attention.
On that day, the lonely and cold-tempered actor was very proud: "My mother made me fish head soup last night."
The sick beauty who was once a shadow queen who was kept by a big boss suddenly kicked her enemies hard and returned to the top of her family.
The moment she took charge of the family, the delicate and charming sickly beauty exhaled like a orchid: "My mother said that girls must have their own careers, so I came back to inherit the family property."
There is also a popular celebrity who was disrespectful to the elderly in a variety show the day before. The next day, he held an emergency press conference and knelt down to apologize to the elderly in public. He also donated all the remuneration from his first variety show to a nursing home.
The little flower in front of the camera cried bitterly and confessed again and again: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My mother said I was unfilial. I was really wrong..."
The well-known director even looked haggard: "I'm sorry, my mother said the film I made was terrible. I will work harder next time!"
A boy band that strives to be on the front line and neglects studies: "Mom, I was wrong, I will go back and study the May 3rd exam questions now!"
For a moment, netizens' jaws dropped: "Your... Moms can't be the same person, right?"
Ious is who is making waves in the entertainment/money circle#
#Mom, are you still missing a daughter-in-law/son-in-law? #
#Mom, bah, wife, do you want someone to warm the bed? #
#It's so scary, how could there be such an excellent mother in the world, whose children are all top-notch in the entertainment industry#
Behind the scenes, Yu Zhen silently put away the key and hummed: "They are all fish in my river. If anyone is disobedient, I will knock on their door in the middle of the night!"
A group of people in the entertainment industry couldn't help but tremble: "Mom, you'd better take a rest tonight..."
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