The column "Cannon fodder is born to be rebellious (quickly wear it)" is now open!
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·Warning! Warn! Warn!
·Dangerous people will arrive ahead, please evacuate as soon as possible! Evacuate as soon as possible!
·After the naturally rebellious Guan Hao was bound to the cannon fodder system and learned that he would be thrown into different small worlds to fulfill the wishes of the cannon fodders, he immediately rubbed his hands in excitement:
·Family members, do you want to know about the honorary recipients such as [Practice for Heaven], [Wife's Ceiling], [Cake Painting Master], etc.?
System: "If you want cannon fodder to look like cannon fodder, please make a unified choice for each world between the following two options↓"
"A: The glory of death, B——"
Close: "B! BBBBB! I choose B!"
1: The step-brother who works for heaven
>If you don't have a daughter-in-law, the whole family will be worried. If you have a daughter-in-law, the whole family will bully you. I was beaten to death by my husband.
>Guan Hao: Then there is a daughter-in-law who bullies the whole family
2: Bai Yueguang's coffin board can't be pressed anymore
>After Bai Yueguang died, I was forced to become a substitute
>Close it: Let go of that coffin board and let me do it!
3: After being entangled by Hualiu Man
>After Hua Liunan was reborn, he vowed to find a wife who would never leave him.
>Guan Hao: Am I the unlucky wife?
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Copywriting of this article:
Qiao Meier traveled to the Northern Song Dynasty with her [Infinite Chili] golden finger and inherited a small restaurant.
After it opened, the restaurant attracted officials on the first day because of its unique aroma and spicy taste.
When she knew that she was in an era when people like this were born in large numbers, Qiao Meier changed her tricks every day to make attractive dishes in order to win over the foodie idol Su Dongpo.
Unexpectedly, before the idol was attracted, the official came again!
Pickled fish, saliva chicken, ginger rabbit, double-flavor minced pepper fish head...
Every meal is spicy and delicious, which makes the official family miss it every day and take it out every day.
One night, Qiao Meier was directly invited into the palace. The young doctor next door to her house stood aside with a serious face, and there were a circle of medical officers around him.
There were people waiting nearby: "You are so bold and mean to the people, how dare you poison the officials!"
Sister Qiao:? ? ? ?
Sister Qiao panicked: "I can't! I don't dare! I don't have it!"
"Takeaway Specialist" Liang Huaiji said gently: "Mrs. Qiao, don't panic, the officialdom has been... A little rough recently. You only make three meals a day. Do you know why?"
Qiao Meier:......
Damn it, there was no anorectal department in ancient times!
[The copy was changed on 2021/9/9]
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"Are you shameless?" After Diao Man sent this sentence to his online dating partner, he opened the door, kicked off Hentiangao, and ordered takeout.
She just didn't know what was wrong. As soon as the doorbell rang and the door opened, she——
Time traveled!
It's just time travel, maybe she can't be allowed to be a human being!
Look at what identities these are——
①The old cow who accompanied the Cowherd to steal the Weaver Girl's clothes;
②The green snake who follows her sister to find a man;
③The Jade Rabbit who makes medicine for Chang'e every day;
④The Loom of the Seven Fairies;
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Of course, these are not intolerable, but why did the chat interface of the online dating partner also wear it after wearing it?
That guy was so shameless that he named himself Erlang Zhenjun!
Hey! You are so shameless, my brother Erlang is also someone you can touch? !
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