Pre-received articles: "Poria" and "Blind Date to the Living Ancestors", rolling around like a baby, please collect it~
Copywriting of this article: The princess of the dynasty, the newly minted beauty who once had a lot of black and pink clothes, has a delicate body and a soft body - why not lie down and accept the ridicule?
Ridicule? Yes, but you must be prepared to be beaten back!
Theater 1: I am new here and don't know much about contemporary culture. During a live variety show, when the host asked what she was most proud of, Qingli smiled slightly and said, "Of course, everyone calls me the White Lotus. The lotus comes out of the mud but is not stained, and its ripples are clear and not demonic. This is definitely the highest praise for me." She lowered her eyebrows and said, "I am really ashamed to deserve it!"
The host and the celebrities present: "······"
The anti-fans jumped up and down crazily: "Provocation, this is a naked|naked|naked provocation!!!"
Don't ask, just ask --- "There is nothing to explain. A beautiful word like white lotus should be misinterpreted in this way. To be honest, I don't quite understand the brain circuits of today's netizens."
The crowd was in an uproar, not only provoking, but also secretly mocking? ! Very good, Hei, you didn't negotiate.
Theater 2: She never expected that she would be on this kind of reality show that sells her physical strength. Looking at the little fresh meat with tears streaming down her face across from her, Qingli looked indifferent and acted like a goose-eater, with an unfazed expression on her face.
The staff member whispered: "Just coax him."
Qing Li said with a cold face: "Men and women are equal."
Staff:? ? ? ?
Qing Li: "He didn't coax me, so why should I coax him?"
The staff member was puzzled, "... But you didn't cry?"
Qing Li: "Can't you comfort me if you're not crying? You should comfort me first if you're not crying. I'm a girl, and my heart is very delicate, okay?"
Staff: "..., So men and women are equal?!"
The anti-fans were furious: "Look, this is how a double-standard dog is made!!!"
Later, Qingli was accidentally injured, and blood flowed from the scar as big as her palm. Her expression remained unchanged, as if she was not the one who was injured, and the staff's words of comfort were stuck in her throat.
Pre-receipt of the article "Blind Date to Living Ancestors"
Copywriting: Chu Li is twenty-five years old, single and unmarried, and has been working for three years. He still has no money, no house, no car, and only a good skin is left.
Before his appearance deteriorates, he attempts to get rich through blind dates, hook up with a handsome and wealthy girl, jump to the top of his life, and live a retirement life ahead of schedule. Just thinking about it makes him feel uplifted.
Unexpectedly, the first thing his blind date said was "Unworthy of descendants," and he actually went on a blind date with his own living ancestor.
Living ancestor, she is as beautiful as a flower and has a wealth of wealth, but unfortunately she has lost all of her money. She adheres to the principle: "To spoil a child is like killing a child, only by hard work can you succeed."
Although he has not lived a retired life, Chu Li has gone through the sad journey of supporting the "old man" ahead of schedule.
"Chu Li, peel an apple for me."
"Chu Li, go get a glass of water for Brother Ah Li." If you ask who Ah Li is, he is the boyfriend of the living ancestor who knows his hundreds, and he is simply the king of the sea. Chu Li slandered, it was so shameless, a person who is hundreds of years old calls someone brother? !
"Chu Li, you help me be the bait, and I will give you 100,000 yuan as spiritual comfort fee, ancestor."
"Chu Li, please call Grandpa Ancestor." He worked hard to earn hard money. He was not single yet, but Ancestor had successfully embraced the beautiful man. He just wanted to look up and sigh, "Grandma Ancestor, please give me a way to live."
Pre-released article "Poria"
Copywriting: Under the ancient sycamore tree, there is a spirit body that has gone through many vicissitudes of life imprisoned. She does not know the years, and is so confused that she only remembers herself and a familiar and unfamiliar surname.
One day, the seal was loosened, and she thought she would be able to see the light of day again, but instead she was inexplicably imprisoned in someone's body without freedom. With misfortune and good fortune interdependent, she was able to meet her own redemption.
The familiar hair comb, the rusty hairpin, the epee engraved with her name... A series of questions about her followed one after another. After a journey that made people laugh, she found the truth about being trapped in the fog.
Intention: A reversal of life where you can lie down and let others laugh.
