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Copy of this article: Everyone at Ziying High School knows that Chu Yan is a weak little white flower who can be blown down by a gust of wind.
Until one day, someone saw Xiao Baihua carrying two buckets of water and chasing the gangsters.
Compete in karate with the school bastard in the bathroom.
I passionately discussed math problems with the top student in the grade in the corridor, and successfully defeated the top student in the next monthly exam and became the top student in the grade.
Everyone: "??? Where is the little white flower we promised?"
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Chu Yan, a wealthy daughter who grew up in Shaolin Temple, is proficient in 18 martial arts.
But she accidentally got into a cruel and cruel novel, and was asked by the system to become a weak, pitiful and helpless little white flower heroine.
The system ordered in a cold tone: [The host please work hard to complete the original plot and be a weak, pitiful and kind-hearted heroine of the sadistic novel, otherwise it will be erased!
Chu Yan:? ? ?
Are you teaching me how to do things?
The system issued an instruction: "You are a weak, strong and brave girl. Faced with your parents' favoritism, your sister's frame-up, and your boyfriend's distrust, you remain optimistic and positive.
Now your sister "accidentally" pushed you down the stairs because she was jealous of you.
What you have to do now is: comfort the fake daughter who is crying in front of you, and comfort her by saying, "It's okay, I know you didn't mean it, and my sister doesn't blame you. "
Let the vicious female supporting character Chu Yao feel your noble moral character. "
Chu Yan: Okay!
So, before the fake daughter ran up to him crying, wiping the non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes, she pretended to cry: "Yes... I'm sorry, sister, I didn't mean it. You are so kind, you will definitely not blame me, right?"
"Of course." Chu Yan stretched out her hand, showed a kind smile, and said the line given to her by the system: "Of course I won't blame you..."
Then he slapped the vicious female partner in front of him to the ground.
Chu Yanwei smiled: "I can only beat you."
System:? ? ?
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Scene 2
"The male protagonist Bai Yueguang is back.
Bai Yueguang was seriously injured and needed matching bone marrow.
However, you turned out to be the best match for bone marrow. The male protagonist begged you to donate bone marrow to his Bai Yueguang, and promised that as long as you agree, he will marry you.
You are a kind and enthusiastic little white flower heroine, how could you not help with this little thing.
However, Bai Yueguang not only needs a bone marrow, but also a kidney.
On the operating table, you looked sadly at the scalpel that glowed white.
You closed your eyes and silently recited the hero's name in your heart, hoping that the hero could save you.
After learning that all this was arranged by the male protagonist, you questioned the male protagonist, but what you got was a cold sentence from the man:
"You only lost a kidney, but Bai Yueguang lost her entire life! "
A tear slowly fell from the corner of your eye, and you were in pain. "
Chu Yan received the task: Okay!
On the operating table.
Chu Yan jumped up and kicked away the delicate and small scalpel.
At the same time, in the astonished eyes of the two doctors, they knocked one down with one hand.
He rushed out of the operating table, ran to the front desk downstairs, and dialed a series of numbers.
Immediately, a tear slowly shed from the corner of his eye: "Hey, policeman? I'm reporting that someone here is illegally selling human organs!"
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Chu Yan originally thought that this was her alone battle.
Who would have thought that her richest father, wealthy mother and top brother would also come in one after another...
#I use martial arts to teach the male protagonist/villain how to be a good person#
#Shaolin heroine is fearless! #
(Note: The male protagonist of this article is not the original male protagonist.)
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Copywriter: Wen Zhi is a film critic.
The unique and surprising film reviews that rely on sharp points have become popular in the film industry.
Although her film reviews are venomous, they are sharp and precise.
He was even later regarded as a guest of honor by many famous directors.
But she accidentally became the cannon fodder female supporting character in a certain Mary Sue novel.
The day I wore the book happened to be the award ceremony where the original body and the heroine were nominated for the Golden X Award.
The host is awarding the award that should have belonged to the original actor to the young female lead who has average acting skills but has a male lead in the background.
Just when the little white-flowered heroine was excitedly preparing to take out the speech she had prepared long ago.
Wen Zhi took the microphone and said, "Wait a minute, I would like to ask, this film is 30 minutes and 20 seconds long. In the first scene where the protagonists confront each other, what is your inner monologue?
And what is your understanding of the character? "
The little white-flowered heroine turned pale.
Wen Zhi: "No way, no way, even the character doesn't know how he won this award?"
The whole place was in an uproar.
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In a certain lifestyle variety show, the little white-flowered heroine came back from the vegetable field, wiped her forehead that was not stained at all, held her waist and said: "I just finished planting half an acre of field, I am really exhausted..."
Wen Zhi nodded: "It's quite tiring. There were more than 20 people behind me to help, but I only worked for three hours. Wasn't it fun?"
Xiao Baihua suddenly choked: "..."
That night, a certain lifestyle variety show became a hot topic for cheating.
Netizens shouted that Wen Zhi was so brave to speak out!
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In the live broadcast room, an unscrupulous merchant asked Wen Zhi to promote a certain product.
Merchant: "This product contains absolutely no preservatives, it is 100% natural and pollution-free!"
Wen Zhi echoed: "Yes, this product contains a lot of preservatives, which are 100% purely harmful and not natural. And..." Listed a large list: "There are also xx products and xx products, don't buy them!"
Merchant: Death.
Netizen: "..."
Netizens are taking notes like crazy.
By the way... Wen Zhi, do you still accept apprentices? !
Motto: When a family is together, there is nothing to fear!