Those who skipped class and went online the day before yesterday were caught by the dean, who asked each person to write a 3,000-word self-criticism and submit it.
Li Xing squinted his eyes, yawned, and wrote 600 words.
The next day, the dean looked around and sneered: "If the last review did not reach 3,000 words, write another 150 words and give it to me!"
Li Xing: "..."
How much is (3000-600)*150?
He paused for three seconds and silently opened Taobao.
Ghostwriter Liao Yung, who was on his first day on the job, received a private message as soon as he went online:
"Brother Yun, will you accept the 360,000-word self-reflection letter?"
Liao Yun: "... Are you going to publish a book???"
Liao Yun: "Ask that person to give me his WeChat ID and I will talk to him."
Later, at the graduation ceremony, the dean asked Li Xing to read the "introduction" of his 360,000-word self-reflection letter in public.
"... From that day on, I deeply realized my mistakes and felt sincerely grateful for the teacher's teachings. Thank you for letting me understand the dangers of skipping classes and understand my job as a student,"
Li Xing put down the manuscript in his hand, stared at Liao Yun sitting in the audience and chuckled:
"I would also like to thank my teacher for giving me the best love in my high school career."
PS: ①1v1, he, sweet, sweet, pet, pet
② When a school bully is a fool, he is attacked by Wen Run, who works part-time on Taobao
③The idea comes from online pictures and jokes. If there are any similarities, I don't know what to do.
④Online dating in the early stage, and dating in the later stage
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day