Non-Business CP

Copywriting: Xin Bai was forcibly bound by the anti-counterfeiting system, and he was asked to expose all the fake CPs in the entertainment industry who were trying to make money from fans. Xin Bai was not happy at first, but the system was very tempting: after cracking down on 100 pairs of fake CPs, it would help you remove the debuff that would bring bad luck to anyone you like~ Xin Bai sneered: Which villain cast a curse on me? Following the system instructions, Xin Bai posted on Weibo using a trumpet account with the topic cp, followed by two words: crack down on counterfeiting. Not long after, Xin Bai's trumpet fell. CPFs who are forced to do business to make money: They are laughing so hard. They say that the officially certified CP is fake. How long have you not been online? CPFs who work with deadlifters: We can knock on our own whenever we want, why do we need you to come out and crack down on fakes? Roll! CPFs who are trying to do human flesh: Who is this person? His IP address can't be found out. He's so shameless! He's making revelations but no evidence, so he's just talking nonsense! … Until Xin Bai's anti-counterfeiting CPs turned over one pair of cars after another. Either one party was exposed to be in a relationship, or the two parties were fighting, or they were fighting over resources. CPFs: Blanch! Master! I wrongly accused the master. You are the legendary prophet, right? ? ? The CPFs who were not named began to feel insecure and prayed on Xin Bai's Weibo: The next couple who overturn their cars must not be from our family! - In an accident, Xin Bai's true identity was revealed by a brainless CPF, and he was brutally surrounded in the hotel. He was pulled into the room by a passing actor and saved his life. Lu Jiming closed the door and locked Xin Bai in his arms. He was wearing a suit meticulously and said in a low voice: "Do you still want to quarrel with me?" Xin Bai: "Don't be too close, we are really not familiar with each other." Lu Jiming narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the person in front of him who he had thought about day and night for many years. The young man had blue hair and his raised eyebrows became more beautiful, even more dazzling than in high school. He smiled: "Prophet, do you think our CP can come true?" #Shock! Why doesn't the king of cracking down on counterfeiting crack down on himself? # # Damn it! What should I do if the movie king and the prophet are at odds with each other? # #Don't worry about that! Get the Prophet's Knife first! # Reading tips: 1. Fun articles about the entertainment industry, don't delve into it if you don't have a prototype. 2. Reunion after a long separation/reunion after a long separation/age difference of 6 years 3. Beautiful fishing supermodel × infatuated dog actor 4. Emotional flow accounts for a large proportion, and anti-counterfeiting plots account for about 30%. 5. If you don't like it, don't criticize it. You can turn left. Don't substitute the novel into reality. You don't need to inform if you abandon the article. Refuse to list, refuse to reprint or modify the article. —————— Pre-receipt of "Low Level Fun" Cold and Poisonous Tongue Suffering × Mysophobia Peacock Attack Yu Huai usually has no other hobbies. Watching bodybuilding bloggers sweat and burst into clothes is the source of motivation for him to write. He has outstanding painting skills, has a large number of fans on the Internet, gives live lectures from time to time, and has countless cybernetic merits. Logically speaking, such a person should be highly respected and have friends all over the world, but Yu Huai offended many people because he never spoke mercilessly. Because she refused to help the teacher promote the painting class, she failed the class at the end of her term. In order not to renovate, Yu Huai decided to work hard and find a mannequin. He sent a private message to the blogger he often reads———— "Hello, I would like to ask you to be my model for body painting training. The price given here is 100 an hour. You just need to cooperate with me and pose the pose I need. Please reply if you are interested." Three hours later, Yu Huai received the news. "Okay, I'm good at cooperating." - Although Xiao Yan is under a lot of pressure from schoolwork, only exercise can relieve him. He likes to show off his figure and release his secret bad taste that he doesn't want others to know. One afternoon, he received a private message invitation from a certain celebrity. This red is often active on his homepage, and the comment section is a weird work of art. Red never needs fans to fight for him. One person can answer all doubts to the point of shutting down his account. Since the admirer needs his help, Xiao Yan is willing to help him. After the meeting, Xiao Yan found that Yu Huai was very polite and well-behaved. She took out the agreement and stared at him eagerly to sign it. Don't forget that Xiao Yan is so cute. When fulfilling the contract for the first time, Xiao Yan brought his own props and spoke plausibly. "I understand tension. You can just draw it." Yu Huai was stunned, but he couldn't stop the paintbrush in his hand. A few months later, the shapes in Yu Huai's paintings became increasingly vivid, and the things brought by Xiao Yan also increased time and time again. From the initial shock, Yu Huai became accustomed to it. He could even pose with Xiao Yan in the mirror to study perspective. Don't forget Xiao Yan's playful smile———— "For the sake of painting, what is the sacrifice?" "I always watch the video. Do you want to touch it?" "Would you like to work out together next time? You should be more inspired, right?" Yu Huai couldn't resist the temptation at all. I thought it was bad enough that he liked to watch short videos showing naked flesh, but who would have thought that there are masters out there. Painting! I draw! The little painter picked up the brush and became furious! Forget about love! Wait for his mastery of human body skills! Who can use this to mock him! On the day the contract ended, Xiao Yan held Yu Huai's hand and placed it on his chest. "Are you going to throw me away when you're done?" Yu Huai tilted his head in confusion. "Every time I see you, the first thing I say is to take off my clothes. Can I ask you for some mental damages?" Yu Huai pursed his lips and tried to resist the urge to curse, "How much do you want?" Don't let Xiao Yan hug the whole person into his arms. "You." Intention: Work hard and live out yourself