[Unreasonable and hilarious] [Easy to complain] [Precise last hit] [Intelligence-reducing friction]
[Idiot criticizes the heroine for being brave and fearless x the nanny hero is hysterical]
In 2135, people lived in an extremely empty world. The VR holographic RPG game "Reincarnation" suddenly appeared, setting off the trend of the times.
At the same time, a difficult and complicated disease called "Gu Yue's disease" also appeared in the crowd...
Small Theater 1
Gu Yue went to buy a cat, but the cat didn't look good.
Gu Yue: "Boss, you cat... Is so ugly and in bad shape."
Boss: "You know what the heck! This is the Ice and Fire Demon Lion. It's in good condition. The customers next door say it tastes delicious!! Do you know how many hot pot restaurants my pet shop supports?"
"..."
Small Theater 2
Gu Yuelai came to the hospital. There was a very, very important patient here.
As a result, they encountered a tough-looking security guard who refused to let them in. Gu Yue had an idea and decided to pretend to be a terrorist to scare off the security guards.
Gu Yue: "Hahaha, be afraid, I am a terrorist, I have a bomb strapped to my body, please get out of the way if you are sensible!"
The deceased: "Hey, what a coincidence, we are in the same company? I have been undercover for more than ten years, and I almost became the general manager... By the way, you guys come with me, we will blow up the hospital today!"
"..."
Bah, Stupid, Stupid, all Stupid!
Intention: Be honest and sincere in your heart.