Ning Wuyou, the peerless prodigy of the Holy Land of the New Era who only comes once in four thousand years, overturned his car when he went down the mountain for the first time. He woke up in a different world that did not look very safe. He looked at the crisis-ridden environment, learned the lessons of the car rollover, and felt that he should be more steady and careful.
Don't panic when something happens, first establish two basic principles:
One: 'pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger', 'pretend to be weak when meeting others'
Second: 'You need to be cautious when going out' 'When it's time to give in, give in'
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However, when he opened his eyes on the first day, he found that he was blind, and his biological brother had been taken as blood food, and he would be fed to the snake monster tomorrow.
Ning Wuyou:? ?
Boy, what kind of dream start is this? !
The next day, Dao Xiu finally relied on his superb acting skills to fool a young man into prostitution, rescued his younger brother, and killed the snake demon. Just when Tao Xiu thought that the suffering was over and that he could grow up smoothly and head to the county town safely, he encountered monsters on the road. He bought a house and was used as bait to be hunted down!
Ning Wuyou:! !
Such twists and turns happen to Taoist cultivators in other worlds every moment...
For example:
Ning Wuyou was the first to see the spiritual creature: What a treasure...
Then an unknown saint son and saint girl came: This weak and weak young man wants to get his hands on spiritual objects and take away my opportunity... Seeking death! !
Another example:
A group of 'attacking' licking dogs: When this weak young man who has a good relationship with Qin Heng is killed, we will take action. If we share weal and woe, he will definitely remember me! As the saying goes, it is difficult to provide help in the snow...
Looking at the group of licking dogs who said, "As expected of me," the Taoist cultivator said:? ? ?
Another example:
The enemy of the tool man: Qin Heng is backed by a top sect, and I can't do anything about it, so I will kill this weak young man to relieve his anger, make him feel uncomfortable, and avoid revenge...
Soft Persimmon Taoist Cultivator:? ?
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The blind Taoist cultivator, the soft, weak and pitiful Ning Tianjiao watched the tool man slaying demons in front, and silently patted his chest behind him in a weak manner. He put away the powerful talismans in his sleeves, sighed softly, and silently wrote in a small notebook:
It's really hard to mix in another world! ! !
Loves the six-pack abs that show off in front of others. The martial artist who looks soft and weak can actually unscrew a human skull.
Ding!
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A serious and funny upgraded article, don't be fooled by the copy~~
Note: Attacking and receiving are all small geniuses, not suffering and hatred are profound! !
The article should be a little longer, but Tiantian is the core! !
Dao Xiu Shou is probably the character of "You are so cruel, although I can unscrew your skull, but I am too lazy to do it myself... So I am still very pitiful"
The 'tool man' in this article can also be understood as the 'attacking giant'
I understand everything~~
Purpose: Excellent acting skills, both virtue and art