Introduction 1:
In a world of Jack Su, Jiang Xian and Chen Jiao are unlucky besties who grew up together. Because one is the real heroine and the other is the real villain, and they disobeyed Jack Su and Sun Lulin, they were sent to see God by his supporters.
God: [Do you want to be a heartthrob?
Jiang Geng:…I don't want to
Chen Jiao: I don't want to
God: [Do you want to be supported by others?
Jiang Geng:…don't want to
Chen Jiao: ... No
God: [Do you want to travel through the world and live forever?
Jiang Geng: I don't want to
Chen Jiao: No need
God: [Do you want to own mountains of gold and silver?
Jiang Geng: I don't want to
Chen Jiao: No! Do you want
God: [Come to Heaven Studio and all your wishes will be fulfilled!
Jiang Geng: No need, thank you!
Chen Jiao: Do you want an interview? Let's do it! !
Introduction three:
Jiang Geng [lost in thought]: How can I break my silly doll who is always seeking death online!
Chen Jiao [Troubled]: What should I do if my silly girl always has a "gentleman" crush!
Conclusion:
Jiang Geng and Chen Jiao: We can only take her and escape! Alas, it really broke my father's heart! !
Not Lily! Not Lily! Pure friendship! !
No CP! Just feel good, Susu!
The author is a novice, please don't comment if you don't like it (?-ω-`)
Intention: Discuss how to wipe the "butt" of your best friend