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Drama version
Jiang Quzhou is a Feng Shui master who grew up in a Taoist temple. He became famous at a young age. He can do everything from fortune telling to fortune telling. It's a pity that once he was soft-hearted and leaked the secret, God punished him and he was punished by thunder, and the young talent died like this. I thought I was reincarnated and went to the underworld, but I didn't expect to wake up in a strange world and become what others call a "star" or "actor". This face is weirdly good-looking.
Xiao Jiang sighed: Oh, I leaked the secret, even the underworld won't accept me?
The owner of this body wishes to become an actor. By the way, what is an actor? As a Taoist, Jiang Quzhou adheres to the idea of "taking care of others as they come". Since he has occupied someone else's body, he should help them fulfill their wishes. Filming doesn't seem to be difficult? Occasionally, I can tell people's fortunes on the set and make some connections, which will help my career.
The film director who had watched Feng Shui: Xiao Jiang, I have a movie here, do you have a schedule to act in it?
The investor who has been single for thousands of years and found a partner through his calculations: Xiao Jiang, what is your next movie? Do you still need investment?
Black fans: Is it true or false and fortune telling? Shouldn't a good actor become a charlatan? God stick!
Fan: My brother's brain was damaged in a car accident, and he suddenly turned on his fortune-telling skills?
Jiang Quzhou: Stop talking nonsense!
Attack and Suffer Version
When Jiang Quzhou met his boss Luo Xingtang for the first time, he said: "This benefactor, Pindao Temple, your hall is dark, and something bad may happen in the near future. Pindao has a magic talisman, which can help you to avoid disasters but not to defend yourself!"
Boss Luo was calm, cold and ruthless and said: "Go away, are you sick?"
Jiang Quzhou frowned at the assistant, "Although everyone has their own ambitions, but he doesn't believe me, he will suffer a loss sooner or later."
Assistant: "The boss is a materialist, not superstitious, and firmly believes that science can explain everything."
Xiao Jiang wondered: "What is a materialist? Is science some kind of profound theory?"
Assistant: "..." I often suspect that my boss is crazy. Gif
Luo Xingtang: "There are no ghosts in this world. The so-called ghosts are just the result of the refraction reaction of light."
Jiang Quzhou held his hand and put something on his eyes. Luo Xingtang saw the "light refraction reaction" in his mouth for the first time. He bit his back molars and cursed: "Fuck——"
Jiang Quzhou turned his head to look at the man who was holding his hand tightly. One moment he was calmly rebutting him, but the next moment he was trembling when he spoke. He smiled and asked, "Are you afraid of ghosts?"
Luo, a dead duck, has a tough mouth and Xingtang: "Who, who... Who is scared!"
# Seeing that your Yintang is darkened and you are losing money to eliminate disasters, do you want to buy a talisman? #
#Again, I am neither a charlatan nor a magician! No! #
#This donor, is he a fortune teller? Ten dollars a time, what do you think? #
Highlights:
1. Modern fantasy, same-sex marriageable, 1V1, HE, double C, sweet!
2. Gong × is clearly afraid of ghosts but is tough-talking, arrogant and innocent. He only wants to promote Taoism and does not know what love is.
3. Logic is dead, everything is for fun! No prototype, no prototype, no prototype, no KY.
4. Stay or go as you like, thank you for liking! No need to tell anyone you don't like, just be safe!
5. ...(I can't think of anything else for now, I'll add more when I think of it!)
[Thank you everyone, just Jiang! ^3^
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2020.09.11 The copy has been screenshot
2025.03.15 Copy has been modified
Purpose: to put an end to blind feudal superstition and promote traditional culture.