Song Yanqing, the youngest chief physician in the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology of Linhai Hospital, has superb medical skills and is attracted by demons, but is a bit shy in relationships. She has been secretly in love with Song Xinglang, the nine-tailed white fox rumored to have been in the entertainment industry for nearly a century, but she doesn't know how to start.
So I asked anonymously on the Internet: How to woo a vixen?
Netizens have offered suggestions:
Follow the vixen's path and leave the vixen with nowhere to go!
Play hard to get, make her anxious, make her jealous, make her regret so much that she bangs against the pillar!
Richer than her, more powerful than her, contracting her forests and grasslands!
Song Yanqing carefully took small notes and practiced them one by one, and she succeeded in hooking Song Xinglang.
Song Xinglang, who always thought that he had worked hard to seduce the goddess, accidentally dug out a "secret book" one day, so he went to Weibo to express his love in a high-profile manner: My goddess "worked hard" to get me! Along with the picture: "On Hundreds of Tricks to Chase the Vixen in Love"
Netizens thought it looked very familiar, and finally dug up an old question, and the whole Internet cried out:
Who says vixens are women?
I actually passed by my husband like this?
Small theater ①:
Marketing account: Why did the Song Dynasty actor come to the obstetrics and gynecology department of a certain hospital again and again?
The agent clarified: Look at my sister.
Haters: These are all excuses. Scandal Girlfriend is so hot, everyone knows it!
Fans: Obstetrics and gynecology is not men's medicine, so don't show off your IQ!
Facts——
Song Xinglang said softly: My good sister will accompany me to dinner.
Song Yanqing kept a straight face: Please register for medical treatment.
Small theater ②:
Host: Can you tell me what industry your goddess is engaged in?
Song Xinglang looked arrogant: Send your son to Guanyin.
Fans:…
Song Xinglang showed his starry eyes: Oh my God, I will definitely have descendants!
Fan: Could it be that I am a fan of a fool!
That night——
Song Yan gently poked his abdominal muscles: When will you take me home?
Song Xinglang swallowed his saliva:? ? ?
Song Yanqing: Don't you want your family to be full of descendants?
*The sassy and cute obstetrician and gynecologist & the charming and pure white fox actor.
*Fake brother and sister (love), 1V1 double cleaning, the male protagonist is older...
*The part about hospital medicine is purely fictitious and should not be used as a basis.
Intention: Work hard and enjoy life.
