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Ninth Prince Huaisong, who regards his face as his life, confessed his love to Bai Yueguang but was rejected face to face.
In order to save face, he looked at his little guard who was on duty, and suddenly he had an idea and blurted it out to Bai Yueguang.
"I'm lying to you if I say I like you. In fact, I like men."
To prove it, Huai Song stepped forward to greet the man, grabbed the young guard's waist, and gave him a pouty kiss.
"Shu Ren, my king's bodyguard, can cook and recite poetry. He has long legs and a thin waist. I like him very much."
Putting the South China Sea Pearl that her master secretly gave her into her sleeve, Shu Ren immediately took her master's arm and said, "Yes..."
One month later.
Huaisong: I heard Yinyin say that we don't seem to be in love, and she seemed to be suspicious.
Shu Ren: Understood.
In front of Bai Yueguang's door, Shu Ren spoke lovingly to his master.
After three months.
Huaisong: This king...
Shu Ren: I understand.
Huaisong held Shu Ren's hand affectionately: I really seem to like men.
Shu Ren: ... Your Highness, something is wrong with you!
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Dressed as a bodyguard pretending to be an eunuch next to the Ninth Prince Huaisong, Shu Ren, a manic-depressive disorder patient, was bruised and bruised every day.
The most terrible thing is that it is also bound to a "if you don't speak, you will die" system, and you can only use the master as the antidote to continue your life.
Shu Ren, who was born taciturn, was forced to embark on the road of talkative business, trying desperately on the edge of danger every day.
I thought it would be a good thing to save my life, but in the end, I harvested one of the Ninth Prince who loves to speak?
In the early stage, you are dignified. In the later stage, you don't know what your face is. The Ninth Prince* Attributes of the real flat-headed brother. Pretending to be a eunuch and a female bodyguard.
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What is it like to be selected by time travel?
I am Fu Li, a migrant worker who died suddenly in 996. I went from being a lonely ghost to becoming the beloved Tibetan fox of Jiuchongtian. I am attended by gods when I go out, and I hear countless flattery. It only takes a blink of an eye.
Because I believe that only through continuous efforts can we become the best version of ourselves.
I used to be a submissive person with a square face, but now I am running rampant in the palace, no one dares to stop me, and I never hesitate to kick people. Facts have proved that no matter how much I put in, I will always get the corresponding reward.
I am Fu Li, a Qingqiu white fox (Qingqiu Tibetan fox) who strives to make progress.
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In the battle at Mount Taihua, the supreme god Huai'an Yuan Shen was severely damaged.
After returning to Jiuchongtian, he stayed in Guiqi Palace all day playing with cats and birds, without any ambition.
Everyone loves beauty, and the God of Huai'an is no exception.
When he encounters a beautiful and elegant Qingluan in the garden, he will touch it a few times. When he sees a silly and stupid Hao pig, he will quickly avoid it in disgust.
But I don't know when, Shangshen was followed by a strange square-faced greyhound.
His life became strange. He opened the wine jar and turned it into white water. He farted secretly and was blamed.
Huai'an looked suspiciously at the gray-yellow fox lying next to his feet with a silly look on his face.
Fu Li blinked his narrowed eyes: What bad intentions could the little Tibetan fox have?
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#Get rid of Shangshen's bad habit of looking like a dog, start with me
Purpose: Actively overcome illness and love life