Ah Heng is a little thief who makes a living by cheating and kidnapping. Every time she goes to work, there is always a man beside her who is invisible to others.
The immortal has a cold face and is taciturn, like a good-looking mute.
However, every time she was about to succeed, she would always hear a cold voice: "Take one more step forward and I will cut off your hand."
"..."
What a disgusting man, she couldn't even fuck him.
Ah Heng was looking forward to thunder from the sky every day, killing this annoying guy.
Until one day later, she fell into the devil's mouth, a man fell from the sky, his clothes were flying, and he split open the monster's lair with a sword, and she fell into a warm embrace.
The immortal had a cold face, but the tips of his ears turned red.
Ah Heng: What a lovely fairy.
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Mingjue is three thousand years old and has yet to form a Taoist couple. The elders of his clan tell him that his destined love is still in the mortal world.
Mingjue obeyed the elders' orders and came down to earth, only to find that his destined love was actually a little girl dressed in rags with two fat balls on her head.
At the crowded temple fair, the girl looked left and right, then stretched her fat little hands towards the official's money bag, smiling like... A stealing cat.
After noticing his gaze, the girl raised her head, blinking her frightened eyes like a deer.
"Brother, please don't tell me to go out. I can give you half of it."
Mingjue remained silent.
The next moment, she suddenly became as fierce as a little wolf: "Be obedient, or I'll call someone and say you molested me!"
Mingjue: "..."
The elder cheated him.
The copy was written on September 4, 2020 and has been screenshotted
Purpose: Teach children to be good people