Super healing cute pet cat~
[The story of Liu Meow started with being deducted from food rations because of losing weight, and also ended with being deducted from food rations.
Dressed as a fat orange, Liu Meow lives a life of being cared for by a poop shoveler.
The cat has only one worry. The poop manager always tells the cat to lose weight, and he also wants to control the cat's food intake, which makes him very angry~
In order to fill his stomach, Liu Miao mastered two skills:
1. Squatting opposite a convenience store and begging for food
2. Use three boats, one cat can eat three houses
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Pretty girl: I'm fat again, and I'll run out of freeze-dried food next week.
That night she was avenged by the vengeful cat owner.
When she was in the passionate arena, the cat owner sat down on the keyboard, and his teammates yelled from the headphones: @#%@&￥#
Handsome little brother: You are so fat that I won't buy cans next month.
For the next week, the cat owner sat on his face at 5:30 every morning, and he almost suffocated.
The little brother collapsed: You are my father, can I buy it for you?
Only Aunt Wenwen doesn't mind being fat, and she has dried fish as a snack every day.
Until one day, three shit scrapers met on a narrow road, and the three-legged scumbag lost his horse.
Pretty young lady: This is my sixth cat!
Handsome little brother: He is also the king of my family!
Gentle Aunt: It's still my orange!
The three shit scrapers exchanged information. What a scumbag! !
Finally, the three of them asked: Zha Miao, who are you going with?
Reading Guide
1. A cat is a cat and will not turn into a human.
2. Cats are scumbags. Don't use human moral values to ask for a cat.
3. There is a big gap between the behavior of cats in the article and reality. Stray cats do not fight. Please don't substitute. If you have to compare, I suggest you don't read it~
4: Just have fun, don't be serious, don't be serious, don't be serious. If you see a thunder spot, run away! Real! !
(This is a healing short story~)
[Inspired by the foreign cat Pixi who rides on two boats]
[Copywriting 2020.12.16, Screenshot taken]
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[Advance collection of "Master of Metaphysics, Get Rich Online"]
The Taoist genius Bai Li traveled eight hundred years into the future. In this life, she started at full level and brought over the inheritance from her previous life.
Before she turned eighteen, Bai Li only had one worry -
No one in the division is reliable!
The master's fortune telling was not accurate, but others were addicted to food, and he was chased and scolded every day.
The senior sister's stomach is a bottomless pit, she can eat three kilograms of meat in one meal, and she complains of hunger every day.
The senior brother went to the underworld to play mahjong every day, and every once in a while he would lose his pants. She had to go down with the underworld coins to redeem people.
There are also three little nephews who are waiting for food.
There are seniors above and juniors below. Bai Li shouldered the burden of supporting the family and became a well-known little master at a young age.
She is proficient in fortune-telling as a mountain doctor. If she sells a few talismans, she can support her family.
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Baili's charms became popular as soon as they were sold.
The top actress revealed her secret to looking stunning on the red carpet after drinking: "Every time I look stunning in the audience, it all depends on Master Bai's beauty charm. With the beauty charm in hand, I can still fight for another five hundred years!"
For a time, the entire entertainment industry was in a sensation, everyone was asking who Master Bai was.
The business tycoon inadvertently let it slip when he was recalling the hardships and sweetness: "I think back then, I was riddled with bad luck, heavily in debt, and had no choice. Just when I was about to go to the rooftop, I was lucky enough to meet Master Bai. It was her lucky charm that made me what I am today!"
The news spread from person to person, and business leaders from all walks of life waved their money just to ask for a talisman.
A female college student was thrown off a cliff in a car accident and suffered only a scratch on her skin.
Being interviewed as a lucky person, she said with tears in her eyes: "I was able to save a small life thanks to the peace charm my mother asked for for me. I will always love my mother!"
Reporters who interviewed and netizens who watched the live broadcast: Where did you find the peace charm? My mother also wants to ask for two!
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[Pre-collection of "Getting rich in a baby show with my top brother"]
[Key point: The elder brother is the cannon fodder that blocks the way of the male protagonist in the original text. Destroying his career is an act of self-saving, and it is not a trick of the younger sister!
Jiang Yi became famous as soon as he debuted and gained numerous fans. He is known as the most energetic actor of the younger generation.
Unfortunately, this star fell three years ago.
Three years ago, on the day my sister was born, a Taoist priest came to the door and said that my sister was a little lucky star. Their family was cannon fodder and they could not afford to support her if they were not lucky. They would wait until her sister was eighteen years old or save up to 10 billion before taking her in.
In order to bring their sister back early, the family worked hard to make money.
Jiang Yi made three bad movies a year and had to accept several endorsements for cutting leeks, which disappointed countless fans.
Consider yourself the "bad money river" that everyone reviles.
Three years later, they finally accumulated a net worth of tens of billions and went to the Temple of Wealth to "redeemed" their sister back.
His sister liked him very much and even went on a trip with him on Wazong, which moved Jiang Yi so much.
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As soon as the news came out that Jiang Yi, a popular celebrity, took his sister to Wazong, the official blog of Wazong was flooded by black fans.
The scolding continued until the Wazong live broadcast officially started.
The anti-fans who rushed into the live broadcast room and were ready to curse were collectively silent. Jiang Yi's sister is so cute?
She has a chubby little face, big round eyes, and a sweet and soft voice. She can pick up a fat orange weighing more than ten kilograms and can also pet a cat. Is this the final chapter in the series of cheating on your daughter?
The first day of Wazong live broadcast.
The host asked the cute kids what their specialties were. Other cute kids could sing, dance, play the piano and draw. But when they arrived at Jinju, their style of painting suddenly changed——
"I can draw fortune charms, and I can attract lots and lots of small coins!"
Black fans: Sister, feudal superstition is unacceptable!
Soon, they discovered that what Kumquat said was true.
She bought a scratch-off ticket and won a thousand yuan with just one scratch.
Black fans: ... My sister seems to have something!
She randomly bought a lottery ticket, and the lottery was drawn the next day, and she won five million. Tens of millions of viewers flocked to the live broadcast room, and Wazong immediately exploded.
The anti-fans went crazy: Jiang Gou, let go of my sister! Sister, come and bring your brother/sister to make a fortune together!
She casually bought three stocks, which hit the daily limit three times in a row, and the hot search went viral on the spot.
The anti-fans collectively knelt down: Jiang Yi, as long as you return your sister to me, I will never criticize you again! ! !
Jiang Yi became famous again, from "Bad Money Jiang" to the most envied person, and also changed the life of his family as cannon fodder.
Idea: As long as you work hard enough, cats can eat enough
