The story of the salted fish [the female supporting role can't move, so she chooses to lie down]
Ging Guo is a thousand-year-old salted fish spirit who was kicked into the 1960s by Tiandao's father because of excessive salt content, and became the youngest daughter of a villain family who died young.
Then... Just find another place to lie down!
The villain's family gave birth to a little daughter, and the whole family was really worried. Other people's children were tossing and turning, but theirs was just lying around.
The villains try their best to make their little salty fish more active, and they have no time to deal with the protagonist group.
Villain grandma: Take this bag of peanuts out to play. If you can't finish eating, you can share it with your friends or feed it to the chickens. You are not allowed to go home if you have any leftovers!
The little salted fish is holding a big bag of peanuts and is not happy~
Villain Grandpa: Guabao accompanies Grandpa to the mountains to collect herbs, and in two days he will buy cloth to make new clothes for Guabao.
The little salted fish is carrying a small medicine basket and is unhappy again~
Villain Dad: Do you know the cripple Wang at the entrance of the village? He was too lazy to walk since he was a child, so he was lame!
Little Salted Fish: QAQ bad guy dad scares fish again~
Villain Mom: If you give your grandpa a month's worth of meals, your dear baby, your mother will take you to the county town to play!
Little Salted Fish: Can you replace playing in the county seat with lying in salted fish?
Villain sister: You can't be lazy physically or mentally, so study hard with your sister!
Little Salted Fish: Hey~ the memory of a fish is only seven seconds~
The protagonist group was not happy about being ignored: Ah hey! Did we not jump high enough? Come and trouble us!
Little Salted Fish (# ` n? ): I'll slap you to death with my tail!
Reading Guide
1. The group pets and raises the cub, the heroine's best cub
2. The heroine's whole family got the Wolf Killing script, and they are not good people.
3. Su Shuang's writing, except for the first two chapters, never feels aggrieved or angry.
Key points: Zaizai is beautiful alone, and has a group of lovely sisters to grow up with and take care of in old age together (really a group of sisters)
[Screenshot taken on 2020.9.6]
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Cancan's story "Salted Fish Becomes Popular in the Entertainment Circle"
Xianyu Jingcancan was considered a shame to the Xianyu family because she was too curly, so the patriarch threw her into a novel to transform her.
Dressed as Bai Cancan, the black and red actress in the entertainment industry novels, Cancan has adapted well and is determined to be a model worker, reach the top of the entertainment industry, and impress the salty fish in her clan.
Until Cancan participated in a variety show "Pastoral Life".
All guests must be self-sufficient, cook their own meals, find their own ingredients, and do farm work every day.
This is not a problem for her who works too hard.
She went up the mountain to pick wild vegetables, went down to the river to catch fish, cooked a delicious meal, and invited several other guests to eat together.
It's a pity that they don't appreciate it: Where does this scheming bitch come from? Do you want to gain popularity, or do you want to build a character based on us?
Their fans: She loves Xian, who doesn't know how to cook!
When she finished turning her own soil, she carried the hoe and went to help other guests, finishing the work alone.
Other guests: Do you want to set up a character based on us again? You've finished your work, what do we do?
Fans: Come again? Is she the only one with the hands? !
There are also a group of viewers squatting in her live broadcast room and scolding: In reality, it is already enough, watch a slow variety show to relax, and there is a king of curling who is teasing you!
After being scolded a lot, Cancan finally came to his senses. Doing the things that are part of the job is called diligence, and doing the extra work is called trouble. No wonder everyone in the clan hates her!
Chief of Qaq, Cancan knows that he is wrong!
Cancan will definitely change his past, reform, become a qualified salted fish, and never embarrass the salted fish family again!
Soon, the guests and the audience discovered that Juan Wang Cancan had changed. Her hard work was only for herself and no longer covered the people around her.
Other guests ate pickles and rice porridge.
Cancan's three dishes and one soup are nutritionally balanced.
The other guests were drooling because they were so greedy that they came to show their presence from time to time, but she remained indifferent.
When other guests splashed in the water for a long time, they couldn't even touch a fish scale.
Cancan carried a bunch of fish ashore. Should it be steamed, braised, grilled, or made into fish balls?
Forget it, just eat them all!
While other guests were working in the fields under the bright sun.
Cancan had already finished work and went home. She took her baked fish balls to the big tree at the entrance of the village and listened to the old man telling stories.
Other guests: Mr. Qaq, we know we were wrong. If you give us another chance, we will cherish it!
Fans: Please, we are already kneeling on the keyboard. Please help our brothers and sisters and give our children a bite to eat!
Cancan, the former scroll king: Don't cue, the food will taste better after lying down, the air will become sweeter, and you won't have to be scolded!
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[Advance collection of "Master of Metaphysics, Get Rich Online"]
The Taoist genius Bai Li traveled eight hundred years into the future. In this life, she started at full level and brought over the inheritance from her previous life.
Before she turned eighteen, Bai Li only had one worry -
No one in the division is reliable!
The master's fortune telling was not accurate, but others were addicted to food, and he was chased and scolded every day.
The senior sister's stomach is a bottomless pit, she can eat three kilograms of meat in one meal, and she complains of hunger every day.
The senior brother went to the underworld to play mahjong every day, and every once in a while he would lose his pants. She had to go down with the underworld coins to redeem people.
There are also three little nephews who are waiting for food.
There are seniors above and juniors below. Bai Li shouldered the burden of supporting the family and became a well-known little master at a young age.
She is proficient in fortune-telling as a mountain doctor. If she sells a few talismans, she can support her family.
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Baili's charms became popular as soon as they were sold.
The top actress revealed her secret to looking stunning on the red carpet after drinking: "Every time I look stunning in the audience, it all depends on Master Bai's beauty charm. With the beauty charm in hand, I can still fight for another five hundred years!"
For a time, the entire entertainment industry was in a sensation, everyone was asking who Master Bai was.
The business tycoon inadvertently let it slip when he was recalling the hardships and sweetness: "I think back then, I was riddled with bad luck, heavily in debt, and had no choice. Just when I was about to go to the rooftop, I was lucky enough to meet Master Bai. It was her lucky charm that made me what I am today!"
The news spread from person to person, and business leaders from all walks of life waved their money just to ask for a talisman.
A female college student was thrown off a cliff in a car accident and suffered only a scratch on her skin.
Being interviewed as a lucky person, she said with tears in her eyes: "I was able to save a small life thanks to the peace charm my mother asked for for me. I will always love my mother!"
Reporters who interviewed and netizens who watched the live broadcast: Where did you find the peace charm? My mother also wants to ask for two!
Intention: As long as you work hard enough, salted fish can turn over