Golden elixir monk Lin Mian suddenly traveled to a modern society without spiritual energy. His flying sword could not be used and his storage bag could not be opened. By chance, she became a famous actress.
A volley sword dance made her a hot search.
Netizen: Fairy sister, I can do it! !
After becoming famous, she accepted an interview with reporters.
Reporter: I heard that you are highly skilled in martial arts. Are you from a martial arts family?
Lin Mian: Our sect is dedicated to cultivating immortals.
Reporter: You have a fairy spirit in the play, but it is said that you don't eat in real life?
Lin Mian: We monks are fasting and do not eat whole grains.
Netizen: Hahahaha, fairies are so funny!
Until one day, they saw a video showing Lin Mian stepping on a flying sword and easily subduing two robbers.
Netizen: Sister, is your fairy sect still recruiting people? !
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Popular author and gold medal screenwriter Jian Xing was ridiculed for not being able to create female characters, so he angrily wrote a story about a female protagonist.
Unexpectedly, the female supporting character Lin Mian in the article actually traveled into his world.
Lin Mian: The author, I suggest you send me the book back.
Jian Xing: ... Okay, let's discuss it in the long run. Can you put the sword down first?
All characters in the article are purely fictitious and have no prototypes. Thanks for reading!
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"As a substitute, I can hear the scumbag's heart"
Yu Shu woke up one day with three older half-brothers.
As the favorite of the group, Yu Shu listens to her brothers telling her every day: "Although we are not related by blood, Xiao Shu, we are as close as brothers and sisters."
Yu Shu, who had no memory of the past, held three black cards, but he could actually hear the voices of his brothers -
Boss A: She didn't think of anything!
Boss B: There is hope for clearing his name!
Boss C: I love amnesia memes!
Yu Shu's head was full of questions, but his words were sweet: "Brother, it's great to have you (money) to (spend)!"
Until Yu Shu accidentally entered the entertainment industry, and her face and three men behind her were exposed. Before she even debuted, she was almost quitted by the Internet overnight. Moreover, she also found that the leading actors in the same crew were 60-70% similar to her.
Netizens are filled with outrage——
[Does she really think she is Yu Shu? She doesn't deserve this name! ]
[This woman is eating human blood steamed buns! ]
Only then did she find out that the starring role in the crew was Bai Yueguang, her three eldest brothers. They once ruthlessly trampled a stand-in named "Yushu" in pursuit of Bai Yueguang. They shed blood and tears for Bai Yueguang's stand-in. It was not until the stand-in died that the men realized that they had loved "Yushu" from the beginning to the end.
After listening to the poignant love stories pieced together by netizens, Yu Shu realized that she was a substitute that the bosses had found to commemorate their true love.
But what Yu Shu doesn't know is that after the death of the scumbag stand-in, the three bosses each got a scumbag self-rescue system, and they can only survive by working hard to clear their names.
And the system notified the men of a message:
[Yushu is reborn, but luckily she has lost her memory!
Yu Shu: Do you think I have lost my memory?
Purpose: love and growth
Reader comments
Please use "Talking about Descendants" (Qin Mu's Prose) to convince the heroine's parents! There are so many female scientists, why can't they prove that it is better not to get married?
Why do I think there will be a side story where the heroine travels to the real world? ! Or the author traveled back in time again (No! Stop it!!!!)
Wow wow wow, it's finally updated! [Come on]
Alas, sometimes it's true, there's nothing wrong with pretending to be confused because you understand.
Tied! I really like the character of the heroine, looking forward to [Star Eyes]
I just sent a comment to my wife, and it took me two hours to do so.
Please use "Talking about Descendants" (Qin Mu's Prose) to convince the heroine's parents! There are so many female scientists, why can't they prove that it is better not to get married?
Why do I think there will be a side story where the heroine travels to the real world? ! Or the author traveled back in time again (No! Stop it!!!!)
Wow wow wow, it's finally updated! [Come on]
Alas, sometimes it's true, there's nothing wrong with pretending to be confused because you understand.
Tied! I really like the character of the heroine, looking forward to [Star Eyes]
I just sent a comment to my wife, and it took me two hours to do so.