Easy and funny system text
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Their system is a golden finger.
My system is a scammer.
He keeps jumping into pits and never gets tired of digging them.
See how I turn the tables against the wind,
It's a lot of fun fighting the system.
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"I don't want to be a Virgin, this green tea is clearly trying to trick me!" I protested angrily. This is an insult to my intelligence!
"The protest is invalid! Drop the equipment!"
"This is what I worked so hard to cultivate!"
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"This looks dangerous. It must be a trap."
"Protest has no effect, tanning effect."
"Please, I'd better die."
"Protests are ineffective, endless resurrections."
Intention: self-reliance