Cat is the closest thing to me
I am very happy to introduce cats to you
My personality has always been impatient
So before writing this book
I told Maomao that I want to write about you
Maomao said something specifically
Oh, I wrote a book
But I don't know what to say about me?
I said to Maomao without thinking
I will write out all your ugliness
Let everyone kick your ass
Cat suddenly kicked my ass hard
Oh, it feels so bad to bloom.