Copywriting 1
Team CY is the famous three-nothing team in LPL, no technology, no popularity, no results.
But it is rich, very rich, and so poor that only money is left.
So it -
I bought the LCK champion mid laner the year before last;
The year before last, I bought the Ono King, which was invincible in Europe and the United States;
Last year, he bought what is known as the most promising auxiliary player in LPL in the past ten years.
…
However, there are no eggs.
No matter how good the players are, they will all burn out when they join the CY team. They are called the grave of professional players and the crematorium of the king of passers-by.
So the transfer period in the new year is approaching, and the entire e-sports circle is quietly taking advantage of it:
Let's take a look at which few unlucky guys joined the CY team?
When two handsome photos with different styles appeared on the CY team's welcome Weibo,
Fans: Has Team CY finally given up on themselves and found two actors from the entertainment industry to fight fire with fire?
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Team CY.
As soon as the two "actors" Jin Feng Yulu met, their faces were full of questions.
Jungler Xu Baiyan: Didn't you recommend Tsinghua University?
Top laner Shen Tinglan: Aren't you going home to farm?
Copywriting 2
Xu Baiyan used the excuse that "the family was too poor to drop out of school and go back to farm" to break up with her high school boyfriend in tears, and happily joined the team with a starting player contract.
On the first day after joining the team, the manager introduced the other team members to Xu Baiyan.
So he was dumbfounded to see his ex-boyfriend who had not been separated for a long time.
The ex-boyfriend was sitting in the top lane, smiled, waved to him, and said hello.
Xu Baiyan: What about the recommended admission to Tsinghua University?
Ex-boyfriend: What about going home and farming as promised?
Xu Baiyan:......
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Much later.
When the team members got together to chat, they found that everyone had played an ancient online game.
Xu Baiyan proudly showed off his account that was second in the server that year, with the ID name One Piece.
The ex-boyfriend sitting next to him calmly patted Xu Baiyan on the shoulder and asked him to look at his screen.
Above it is a familiar interface, with a shiny golden game character bearing the ID of "One Piece's Man", and below it is the title - No. 1 In the entire server.
The ex-boyfriend smiled kindly: I finally found you.
Xu Baiyan:......
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After a long, long time.
The ex-boyfriend finally became his current boyfriend, and Xu Baiyan took him and his family for a meal.
Father Xu: Oh, isn't this Xiao Shen?
Xu Baiyan:?
Xu's mother: Xiaoyan, you forgot. One time, your parents were working overtime, so they asked you to sleep at Aunt Shen's house next door. You even peed on Xiao Shen's bed, hahahaha!
Xu Baiyan collapsed: How old are you? ? ?
Current boyfriend: This is fate. [Smile. Jpg]
[Baikiri Black Movie King top lane attack] x [Skinny and slutty jungler]
Purpose: People should live magnanimously and never do anything bad.