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Cang Fu transformed into a little star who was black on the Internet. She was as good at acting as a chicken and was useless at both singing and dancing.
After time travel, he was forced to bind another time travel system. His mission was to travel to a parallel world to explore. The rewards were extinct animals and plants, lost ancient cultural relics, and the ability to predict disasters that could be brought to the present world...
However, Cang Fu just wanted to retire from the entertainment industry and lie down, and bring things into the world as quietly as possible, so——
During the fan meeting, his teammates sent signed photos to the fans. He sent out a shriveled seed bag and a few broken eggs. As a result, the fans took home pots of seeds, all of which grew ancient iron trees, and all of the broken eggs hatched into small dinosaurs.
While participating in a travel show, other celebrities were out of breath after walking three steps. He climbed alone to a peak with an altitude of 8,000, and accidentally discovered three large rare mineral deposits.
At the same time, he did not forget to pretend that he was just lucky, but in reality he was still a brainless waste. The reaction of the people around him was exactly as he expected: fans ran away, anti-fans increased in number and scolded him every day, and his teammates disliked him all day long.
But Cang Fu always felt weird. He felt that the disguise effect was too strong, so strong that it seemed like these people were accompanying him... Acting?
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People all over country A are very busy. During the day, they have to act with Cang Fu, who thinks he has not fallen off the horse, and at night, they have to stay for his time-travel live broadcast.
Cang Fu's time travel live broadcast starts at ten o'clock every night in front of people all over the country except myself——
In a canyon filled with swamps and poisonous gas, the timid boy on the screen is as proud as iron at this moment, protecting the extinct thylacine cub in his arms. He unsheathes the ten-meter giant python and splashes blood on the rock.
A thin young man who knew nothing about plants dared to go alone to vast tracts of loess and thousands of mountains to identify extinct plants. He climbed walls and walked on walls, using grass and trees as mats to grow as wildly as the mountains and rivers of heaven and earth.
He, who usually dances and paddles in the water, bows down and worships under the long river. The vast river water is covered with dust. He walks through the Kara Mountains, opens up the chaos, and recreates thousands of years of myths and history.
A decadent and cowardly young man in this world has become the sun, moon, stars, heaven, earth, mountains and rivers of this world.
* The horse is slowly falling, the number of live broadcasts is gradually increasing, and the scope of the horse falling is gradually expanding.
* The streaming time of the live broadcast is different from that of the real world
* Copywriting with time screenshots archived 23.07.14 Copying will be investigated
* The entire text is an imaginary background. Please do not bring it into reality. The characters have no prototypes.
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Humanity becomes extinct, and various races mutate and evolve.
The furry cat tribe as big as a house, the mermaid tribe with fish tails inlaid with diamonds and pearls, the ferocious and cruel demon tribe...
Linhui is the last Chinese human in the entire galaxy.
After the extinction of mankind in the last century, it was the only one to survive. It shrank to the size of a thumb and was marked as a critically endangered species by the stars.
Interstellar specially launched a live broadcast for him to promote protection.
Linhui is extremely disgusted: fight for human rights! Refuse to feed! Give humankind freedom!
Until later——
The entire galaxy has set up a protected area for him, and half of the galaxy belongs to him.
Various non-human species spend 50 million yuan on him every day, competing to keep him.
According to the highest interstellar government estimate, the price of a young Linhui is approximately 42 billion interstellar coins.
Linhui: ... Darling, I'm so expensive, it's very dangerous.
It is safer to stay in a protected area.
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Later, Linhui, as a living fossil of mankind, specially learned the interstellar language and began to give live lectures in interstellar language, talking about the civilizations left in the distant galaxies.
From human traces to Chinese myths.
From mountains and rivers to Jinshui Tangtang.
Linhui attracted species from all over the galaxy to listen to his lectures.
One day, as usual, Linhui, who had a big thumb, held up a small speaker and hummed in the live broadcast room.
Suddenly, among the dense interstellar barrage of "How to write in human language", "Human version 1.0 Is so tall", "Do humans eat bugs", a few pure Chinese characters that have been lost for hundreds of millions of years floated by -
"So fucking cute."
Linhui:...! ! ? ?
*Group favor direction
*Super high force value and chatterbox attack*Small and cute version
Intention: People should constantly strive for self-improvement.
Reader comments
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Has your wife changed her vest? ? I almost didn't recognize it (false eyes) and it's really great not to be, how could they be if they are so sweet! ! !