Unscientific Existence Is Always Thinking About Me

Xiao Cheng felt something was wrong with his life. Late one night, Xiao Cheng went home alone and was stabbed to death by a murderer who should have been dead two years ago. The next day, he was inexplicably resurrected, and at the same time he discovered that something seemed to be staring at him in the dark. The faceless man who wanders late at night, the long-haired lady who likes to drag people into trouble, the old building that devours living people... All regard him as their prey. In order to save his life, Xiao Cheng found a job, which came with a powerful partner with long legs and a good looking butt. It's a pity that there is something wrong with my brain. It is said that the co-workers this man has beaten can circle the earth twice. There are humanoid roadblocks standing there, and dogs will not pay attention to them when walking on the road. Xiao Cheng: Can the last gift be cancelled? Su Heyan (holding a whip and smiling): No. ----Small theater---- When I first met Su Heyan: Xiao Cheng pointed at the man in front of him who was holding a knife and charging toward him with a murderous look on his face: "You think that's my partner?" Interviewer: Yes, I hope you will get along well in the future. Xiao Cheng: I think he wants to send me on my way today! ! Later: Xiao Cheng: There is danger ahead. Su Heyan: I'll come. Xiao Cheng: I want to eat Buddha and jump over the wall. Su Heyan: Leave it to me. Xiao Cheng: I'm going to take a shower. Su Heyan: Let me help you. Xiao Cheng: That's no need… Su Heyan: Do you think it's hard for me to use it? Xiao Cheng: ... You need to show off your face! Good partners, let's go together, whoever lets go first is the dog. A punk health guru who soaked wolfberry in a thermos cup was criticized for being repeatedly jumped on the verge of losing control. -Urban special abilities -Inspired by rumors related to relics, various urban legends, private settings, everything is based on my nonsense -The original name is "The Curse Processing and Execution Department", "Why do I cherish my life and seek death all day long", "Application and Practice of Immortal Technology", a name is useless, I have tried my best, and then I changed the name to I am a dog QAQ ——Advance collection of "Who Wants to Save the Strong and Beautiful Villain"—— Fairy Jingqing, the most generous and generous person in the heaven, was punished to the mortal world to transform the natural demon species. Only when the demon species becomes enlightened can she return to the heaven. Jinqing didn't plan to save any demon species, he just thought it was a holiday in the human world. At worst, he would kill the demon species when he caused trouble, and then return to the heaven from the human world to kill those jabbering old people. She originally planned to wander around the world first, but accidentally caught a glimpse of the mission goal: The young man has a beautiful face, pale face, mottled scars, and lonely and gloomy eyes. When someone slanders someone, he will only stare at them with red eyes, but will not defend himself. When he was being beaten, his back remained straight and his bones were broken without saying a word. This stubborn look only made him beaten even harder. Jin Qing had a look of disgust on his face: He's a stupid wolf who can only show his teeth. He doesn't have an open mind at all... Young man, I see that you have wonderful bones. Today you and I are destined to have this set of "Fairy Style Hungry Without Stinginess" as a gift to you. · Bie Genglan felt like a poisonous insect growing out of the mud, humble and filthy, with poison carved on his bones and evil hidden in his blood. This world only brings him resentment and pain. One day he will... Jinqing: Go to the mountain next door to eat Linghe at night. You grill it and I eat it. Don't miss it: Is it spicy? · When the stupid wolf cub is unhappy, just touch his head and he'll be fine If you're still unhappy, just give her a kiss Not happy anymore? Impossible, unless he was taken away ——"The Raising and Care of Demon Seeds" Mission: Love and courage can create the miracle of life