"As a senior fujoshi, I just want to witness the beautiful love between two men, but you tell me that you want to have a child with me?"
1.
In order to "support his family", Shen Zhuxing found a roommate and lived in a shared house.
One day after sharing the house, she stared at the man who was carefully clearing the dining table and smiled like an aunt. This man must have a good figure, good looks, and craftsmanship. The perfect man must be you.
2.
One day, Zhou Ran pursed her lips and said with red eyes, "My boyfriend wants to break up with me."
Seeing the aggrieved man in front of him, Shen Zhuxing's aunt's heart began to overflow. She raised her hand to touch his back, touching him gently, "Be good, grandma will find a better one for you."
"..."
Zhou Ran asked hoarsely, "What? Grandma?"
Shen Zhuxing, who was shocked to realize that he had spilled the beans, covered his mouth in panic.
3.
One night, Zhou Ran, who was drunk on alcohol, looked at the person lying on the sofa who seemed to be asleep, and tentatively kissed the corner of the other person's mouth.
Seeing no reaction from the other party, he deepened the kiss even more unscrupulously.
Feeling the foreign body sensation in her lips, Shen Zhuxing was frightened and lost all sleep in an instant.
"Zhou Ran, you bastard." She pushed Zhou Ran away, rushed into the bathroom, and rinsed her mouth repeatedly with mouthwash.
Zhou Ran leaned against the bathroom door and said helplessly: "I'm not sick, what's wrong with you?"
After a long time.
"As for that?" Shen Zhuxing looked at his red and swollen lips in the mirror and said angrily, "80 million bacteria!"
"???"
Shen Zhuxing: "You passed 80 million bacteria to me through your saliva. You are a chronic murderer!"
4.
Later, Zhou Ran attended a company dinner with a beautiful blonde on his arm, and Shen Zhuxing suddenly felt an unknown anger in his heart.
Until the dinner was over, Zhou Ran left in pairs with the blonde beauty, and before getting into the car,
Shen Zhuxing finally couldn't bear it anymore, twisted his thin body and walked to Zhou Ran's side, "Ran, how can you be so cruel?"
Zhou Ran was expressionless, waiting for the follow-up.
"Why did you want to steal my boyfriend?"
"???"
Shen Zhuxing took out his cell phone, pulled out a photo, and handed it to the beautiful woman beside him, "Miss, he is curvy."
Beauty: "???"
Shen Zhuxing: "Don't thank me."
Fujoshi (straight) × funny (pretending to be gay)
Intention: Just be happy
