Sword cultivator Qin Xiao transformed into an interstellar trash girl on the day she inherited the sect. She was abandoned by her family to the waste planet Saturn because her mental power was zero.
When she came, she heard someone ridiculing her that she would never be able to drive a mecha, and would have to make a living by picking up rags until she died of poverty.
Qin Xiao, who was grieving that his large fortune had flown away, jumped onto the mecha angrily. With terrifying mental power, he used his iron fist to smash the mecha and the three front teeth of the person who spoke.
"If you dare to curse me for being poor, this is what you will end up with."
People around: "!!!"
The beaten opponent: "Wo... Wo poked QAQ"
The competition for spots in the Imperial Star's First Military Academy began. Qin Xiao and her mecha caused an overwhelming amount of ridicule when they appeared.
"I'm laughing so hard. Is this piece of junk a mecha?"
"With its trembling appearance, I'm afraid it could fall apart with just one finger from me."
"Qin Xiao, why don't we crowdfund to buy you a C-class mecha? Hahahaha."
The game begins.
Qin Xiao launched a powerful 1V4 attack, easily blasting the mechas on the opposite side and overturning their wave caps.
"Basic mecha YYDS!"
Opponent: "It's so bald."
Audience:
"Damn it!!! It's a cheat, it's a cheat! The referee——"
"Are you kidding me? The broken mecha actually won against the A-class mecha?!"
"Boss, please bow to me!"
Copywriting: 2022.6.25 (Revised again) 2022.7.25 Revised again (bald)
1Interstellar background, private settings like mountains.
2 Invincible Mary Sue, the heroine is the strongest.
3. The male protagonist's background board is expected to appear at the end.
————Advance collection of the cool article "If you have breasts, you are a mother"————
Copywriting: Xue Cha, whose professional NPC is a wet nurse, traveled to the interstellar world on the day the game was closed.
The Zerg invaded, the whole people resisted, and soldiers became the main force.
People are proud to be spiritual warriors and refuse to be weak healers with weak healing abilities.
Xue Cha was abandoned by her family because she was judged to be unable to become a warrior in her life. She faced the dilemma of dropping out of school and living on the streets.
In this regard, Xue Cha said: Don't panic, let's change jobs and become wet nurses first.
In the Military Academy League, a healing member who had not been chosen in ten years appeared in the Seventh Military Academy team.
Opponent: "You have no one left?"
Netizen: "What the hell, there are still people who choose to be a healer these days? Are you going to be the atmosphere team?"
During the game.
Xue Cha's team was beaten to a pulp by concentrated fire, and the team was wiped out before his eyes.
"It's so funny! Look at the healer hiding behind and being so scared that he doesn't dare to move. He can't even be a member of the atmosphere team."
"The Seventh Military Academy has indeed lost its godhead."
The next second——
The girl who had been at the back raised her palm slightly, and a soft and dazzling white light rose from the ground.
The entire Seventh Military Academy has returned to full health.
Opponent:? ? ?
Audience: What the hell? !
The soldiers who were fighting against the Zerg on the front line learned that there was a genius healer and dismissed it.
"It's no use being a genius. The Zerg are extremely destructive. The healer's treatment can't keep up, and it will slow us down."
"Bet a dime that if this healer doesn't stay for a day, she'll have to cry for her father and call her mother to go home. If she doesn't leave, I'll call her mother."
On the battlefield the next day, a fragile girl in a white lace dress sat firmly in the back reading a book and drinking tea, raising her palms slightly from time to time.
The mass healing technique poured down like a torrential rain, covering the entire army, and the wounds bitten by the Zerg healed instantly.
All soldiers in the army: Damn it! Mom!
——New article by gay friends "Starting with a dog, all the equipment depends on picking up" by Xian Kankanqian
Copywriting:
Overnight, An Ning and her family Er Ha Lai traveled to a large-scale survival game - an extremely cold world. In this gamified world, An Ning found that his statistics were like the fifth scum of the war, with a physical strength of 80 and a health of 8. He could fall down when the wind blew and gasp when cutting down a tree.
Look at my own Erha again, what the hell! The physical strength value is 1099 and the luck value is MAX. Are you sure this is not a bug in the game?
From then on, An Ning shamelessly lived a life of chewing dogs.
An Ning: Ah, I need an ax to chop down the tree.
[Your partner Erha found a black iron treasure chest.
An Ning: Ah, there's nothing to eat.
[Your friend Erha discovered the Rabbit Forest, which is a good place for catching rabbits.
Believe in Erha and get eternal life!
------Separating line------
The female protagonist has a dog, and the male protagonist has a cat, and the two of them happily become "pet-lovers" together.
Lu An, as the most useless male protagonist in history, he found that he was worse than a dog!
Intention: The strong will always be strong.