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Lin Ran is beautiful and suffers from narcolepsy. He may fall asleep anytime and anywhere, so he is called Sleeping Beauty by his classmates.
Sleeping Beauty lost her livelihood after graduation. Due to her natural lack of fear, she accidentally entered a well-paid thriller live broadcast.
So, when other anchors took their investment funds, cautiously bought a yellow-talisman mahogany sword, went to the temple to consecrate it, meditated, and tried their best...
Lin Ran calmly went to the furniture store, bought the most comfortable quilt and the softest pillow, and fell into a deep sleep.
When other people were pressed into bed by ghosts and struggled to wake up, their peach wood swords were shattered and their amulets were torn apart.
Lin Ran got angry when he got up and kicked the ghost who was clinging to him out of bed.
Live broadcast room audience:......
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Sleeping Beauty is a natural beauty. Just watching him sleep has 200,000 viewers in the live broadcast room.
Not only people like to watch it, but ghosts also like to watch it.
Other anchors are sneaking around looking for clues.
The ghost who was deceived by Sleeping Beauty took the initiative to deliver the key to Lin Ran.
Not only that, the bosses also fought over Sleeping Beauty. They all thought that they were the princes who awakened Sleeping Beauty, and they were at the Shura Field every day.
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Sleeping Beauty only wakes up at midnight. After waking up, the experience in the live broadcast will automatically generate a novel, and he can see the comment area.
At first, everyone thought Lin Ran was just an embroidered pillow and thought his skills were mediocre.
Until Lin Ran was forced into a dead end and the barrage was silent, he had no fear at all.
Even took a nap.
Audience: ... Death is certain.
Lin Ran raised his eyelids and unleashed his skills:
logue The author always only knows the plot five minutes ahead of the reader#
After using it, players can predict the future plot five minutes in advance, make choices based on different endings, and click to get it.
The audience was shocked: What kind of golden finger is this?
Lin Ran's skills predicted that he would die in five minutes, so he had to hide in the box.
But the ghost came with a sharp knife and was about to stab his head.
Lin Ran couldn't feel the fear and fell asleep again.
With a change of hand, a system prompt came, and the reader sent a skill: # Drag the author's face to compete with the city wall #
Within ten seconds, the thickness, hardness, and polishing resistance of the skin will be increased, which is comparable to a city wall.
The swords of ghosts and monsters were broken by his face.
Live broadcast room audience:......
Column pre-collection article "Since I Raised Crazy Pi as a Pet" Please collect it
Animal trainer Han Jingyi tamed a raptor. It took him a whole year to go from chewing the cage like crazy to taming it to rubbing its thighs and acting coquettishly.
When the doomsday comes, he gets separated from his beloved pet on the way to seek refuge. He searches everywhere in fear, only to find...
The mutant God-Killer who is so feared outside seems to be his pet that rubs his head against his thigh?
Not only that, he also heard that the God-Slayer had a deadly enemy, a beast tamer, who humiliated and tamed the God-Slayer and toyed with him for a year. At this time, he was offering a reward to find him, and he was determined to take revenge!
Other humans: This unfortunate guy is doomed!
Han Jingyi: This unfortunate guy is doomed!
He happily ran to see the face of the unlucky guy on the wanted poster:
Oh, the unlucky guy is myself.
Han Jingyi: I am such a big and well-behaved pet, has he become a crazy person? !
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Just when I was thinking that my life was about to end, who knew that humans had also awakened their superpowers, and Han Jingyi's superpower was that of a tamer and could control puppets.
Including the God Killer who came to visit.
Others avoid mutants, but Han Jingyi can help them find jobs:
Spider-Man, who has a poisonous mouth, was manipulated by Han Jingyi to become a novel author. He coded words with six hands and diligently updated 200,000 words a day.
The obese electric eel that crushed bridges and destroyed cities broke into a mountain village and was tamed by Han Jingyi to generate electricity at the entrance of the village. The 007 work system made him lose two thousand pounds in tears.
The deep-sea giant fish who once had people strung on his teeth and had a light on his head was tied to the People's Square as a street lamp, conscious of 996, and creating good news for mankind.
Every day for other people: find bunkers, hide in caves, climb trees and dive to avoid mutants!
Han Jingyi: Conquer new mutants every day, ride a giant mutant moth in the sky, manipulate mutants to rebuild the base!
Both humans and mutants loved Han Jingyi, and began to get jealous of each other. They worked hard for Han Jingyi for love, and spent every day in the Shura field.
Later, Han Jingyi was counterattacked by the skill, and the puppet could briefly control the puppet master.
The boy transformed from the God Killer controlled Han Jingyi and got closer to him:
"Good master, why don't you let me rub your head?"
Pre-collection of the article "I became a heartthrob after learning about green tea"
Copywriting: Bai Rong was a school bully in his previous life. He was encouraged to trouble the hypocritical little green tea Luo Wenming no matter what.
Only after he died once did he know that this was a heartthrob novel with Green Tea as the protagonist, and he was one of the cannon fodder. Green Tea was responsible for conquering school bullies, academic bullies, Yanba, and rich fathers...
He is responsible for being slapped in the face with green tea.
In the end, they were attacked by all forces and became impoverished and starved to death on the streets.
In his new life, Bai Rong became wiser and lost all his anger.
Bai Rong, the once arrogant and arrogant school bully, showed his weakness to Green Tea in a meek and humiliating manner, rubbed his palms to warm his hands, covered his clothes with his own body temperature, and even apologized to Green Tea in embarrassment, saying that his clothes were stained with his own smell.
From then on, nothing was the same.
He originally thought he could escape unscathed, but who knew that everyone looked at him more and more wrongly.
The most wrong thing is the little green tea.
Yan Ba asked Bai Rong to go for a massage. Green Tea pulled Bai Rong's collar and took out the essential oil:
"Brother, the two of us stay at home."
Bai Rong: "...?"
The school bully asked Bai Rong to go out to play. Green Tea locked the door and took out a brand new game console.
"Brother, can we play at home?"
An hour later, Bai Rong grabbed Green Tea's hand and touched his Adam's apple: "... Why don't you play games?!"
The top student asked Bai Rong to do some questions. Green Tea pressed Bai Rong on the soft bed: "Brother, the two of us are at home..."
Bai Rong tightened his collar: "Li, stay away from me!"
Purpose: Survive adversity and stick to the bottom line of kindness