Master 7: We are your biological mother and will treat you well, little Yao Yao (ohhhhhhh)
Yao Yiyao: I believe you are my biological mother, I believe you will love me, I believe you will give me countless gold, I believe you will give me countless beautiful men... (Pai)
Before little Yao Yao's random thoughts could damage everyone's eardrums, Master 7 flew her away in service to the people...
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