Please give me advance notice: "The Elf Cub's Road to Group Petting" ~
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Every cause must have its effect, and your retribution will be me
——Ah Si once used these words to help 9999 hosts reach the pinnacle of life, but in the end it fell on her.
A high-level system that has never been a human being is asked by her most beloved Father God to become a human being, starting from the most vulnerable baby. Not only that, she is also required to protect the humans around her with full emotions.
——In the body of a baby.
It's unreliable no matter how you think about it, and it's also a bit tear-jerking.
However, if he wanted to take over the universe, this was the last task. If he didn't complete it, he would be wiped out, so A Si had no choice but to go ahead.
On the first day of her life, facing Grandma Bingshan who had tampered with her gender, Ah Si gave her a fan-like look - three parts cool, three parts sarcastic and four parts unattainable.
The air-conditioning Queen Grandma has a soft breath: My Zai Zai's eyes are so clean.
A Si: ... Failed, this human being must be blind!
One week after she was born, when her aunt, who had malicious intentions to pinch her cheek, stretched out her claws, A Si bit the offending finger with a loud moan.
The aunt who cannot be favored and turned black has stars in her eyes: The cub is so cute, she must like me when she bites me~
Ah Si gritted his teeth: Stupid human being, I will bite you!
At the first-year banquet, in front of the ministers and the people, Ah Si sat motionless in the arms of Crown Prince Mama with a noble posture, scanning her world with a look of disdain.
Subjects: Ouch, the little prince is so cute, I want to steal it!
A Si: ... This generation of humans is not good, they can't be brought along!
Ps: Zaizai will grow up and experience infancy, childhood, and adulthood until he reaches the pinnacle of life.
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Pre-receipt of the article: "The Black Cute Elf's Road to Group Pet"
Introduction: Mia is an elf cub in the dark forest. Because she accidentally ate the fruit of the Tree of Life, she was pulled into a strange human world and became a poor human cub.
The human cub's father didn't care for its mother, and it was sold to human traffickers by its patriarchal grandmother. Mia luckily escaped, but when she was so hungry that she was dizzy, she fell at Gu Li's feet.
Looking at Gu Lizhan's face that looked like the elf patriarch's, Mia was overjoyed and said in a sweet voice, "Grandpa Patriarch, Yaya misses you so much~"
Gu Lizhen:?
He had hallucinations at a young age. Not only did someone dare to touch his porcelain, but they actually called him grandpa?
Even that little one actually looks similar to him?
Never heard of intergenerational reproduction?
President Gu Da, who had a serious mysophobia after being solo for thirty years, had doubts about life. With the idea of solving the century's scientific problem of sex, he took the dumpling cake in front of him home.
The next day, a serious piece of gossip appeared in the serious Dragon City Financial News - a three-year-old baby came to the door, and the richest man was suspected of being a father!
Men and women queuing up to sleep with Gu Lixi:? Impossible, it's definitely a conspiracy, that dirty guy is waiting to be kicked out!
Result——
A week later, the richest man announced that Tuanzi was the sole heir.
Half a month later, the Gu family established a family growth fund for Tuanzi.
And after the photos of Tuanzi bulging his cheeks and chewing meat were leaked, the men and women in line instantly switched sides - Wow, Tuanzi, do you still need a wet nurse? The kind who looks good, loves to act coquettishly, and likes to watch mukbang!
Intention: In the name of love, protect my love