Copywriting one:
After Wei Xing came out as gay, he was arranged to go on a blind date.
His blind date was as beautiful as a fairy, but unfortunately he was a fool.
He said: Who is □□?
He said: I have no job.
He said: I don't have Alipay or WeChat either.
In Wei Xing's eyes, this person either had a bad mind or had been imprisoned for more than ten years and was only recently released.
But in Shen Haofeng's eyes, this was a glimmer of mercy from the unkindness of heaven and earth.
I trekked through twelve foggy and rainy mountains and finally saw the star. *
Copywriting two:
Shen Haofeng had been dreaming for a thousand years, and when he woke up he began the long journey of chasing his wife.
At a blind date party.
Wei Xing: I'm a police officer, what's your job?
Shen Haofeng: I have no job.
After all, the drinking cups at home are cultural relics worth tens of millions, so why bother looking for a job?
Wei Xing: Oh, vagrant.
I heard that "bringing girls to score points" is good.
Shen Haofeng: Do you want to fight the king?
Wei Xing: Fight. Do you fight too?
Shen Haofeng (smirking): Yes, let's match.
Wei Xing: Okay, I am the strongest king, how about you?
Shen Haofeng: ... I am Bai Yin San.
After learning the lesson of "I don't know" when I first met.
Wei Xing: What are you doing?
Shen Haofeng: I'm looking at the New York Times' predictions on the US election.
Wei Xing: Oh. The way you just poked the screen...
Shen Haofeng (looking forward to it): Huh?
Wei Xing: Especially like my 78-year-old grandma.
This is a story about a thousand-year-old antique × a pretty policewoman (not).
Suspenseful and silly.
Criminal investigation is unprofessional in all aspects, and the protagonist's IQ cannot possibly exceed mine.
*Adapted from "It's Gonna Come Rain" by Bob Dylan
Purpose: The Heavenly Master composes the swan song of love across thousands of years; the handsome police officer takes risks to promote positive energy
