The follow-up article "What to do if you offend your boss" has been opened, click on the author's column~
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Su Cheng, an unemployed girl, stayed up late reading a Mary Sue novel because she was deeply troubled by the fate of the villain of the same name who made the heroine an intelligent woman.
The female protagonist is rich, beautiful and has a figure. Wouldn't it be better to have a leisurely and happy life? If you don't know how to spend good money, you can't bear to compete with the female protagonist for a man?
In the end, all the bad things were done, and the ending was bleak. Tianxiu started the game and ended on the street.
When Su Cheng woke up the next morning, she found herself sleeping on a gorgeous double bed with a handsome man sleeping next to her.
After the man woke up, his handsome eyebrows furrowed tightly. Before she could figure out what was going on, the man said ruthlessly: "Su Cheng, don't have such wishful thinking. Even if we slept together, it doesn't mean anything -"
She just read this sentence in a book yesterday!
Could it be that the man in front of her was the hero in the Mary Sue novel she read last night?
Su Cheng reacted and nodded immediately: "What you said is not worthy of me."
As the male protagonist in the book, his wealth and background are unfathomable, and Su Cheng cannot afford to offend him.
I thought in my heart that I would stay away from him and the heroine in the future, and I would never get involved in their sadomasochistic love affair.
Now that she has so much money to buy brand-name bags, wouldn't it be nice to go around looking for fresh meat? Why would she want to hang herself from a tree?
National first-level sophistry contestant. The flattering heroine VS the face-slapping crazy dog man
This article is also known as "One Hundred Thousand Ways to Spend Money", "The Overbearing President Climbs the Labor and Management" and "Hero, I beg you to stay away from me. I swear I will not rob you from the heroine."
A silly little piece of writing with no logic.
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Copywriting of "What to do if you offend your boss":
As a rookie who had just graduated from college, Su Yuanyuan finally passed the interview with a famous large company and was determined to perform well and pass the probation period.
Unexpectedly, something unexpected happened. On the first day of employment, I accidentally entered the general manager's special elevator and kicked the general manager's foot. All the black coffee spilled on the general manager's neat and brand-new suit.
Very good, the big boss was severely offended on the first day.
According to the law of domination, the next step is for the big boss to lift her chin and say, "Woman, you have successfully caught my attention."
Unfortunately, the reality is not the boss's novel, but a cruel and ruthless workplace. Not only is it impossible for her to attract the boss's attention, but she is also likely to be fired by him for being too stupid.
Su Yuanyuan thought miserably.
Unexpectedly, the next second, a low and cold voice sounded from the other side, "Su Yuanyuan."
Su Yuanyuan looked up and felt a mixture of sadness and joy.
Fortunately, the big boss was her classmate in high school. Under normal circumstances, she would have had a more or less classmate friendship, so she would not be ruthlessly fired on the first day.
But sadly, she chased this classmate but failed to catch him.
He repeatedly rejects her advances, frowns at her presence, and is utterly disgusted by her brazen behavior.
It wasn't until she transferred to another school that she got rid of her.
The friendship between the two classmates is very bad.
On this basis, the probability that Su Yuanyuan will be fired tomorrow for stepping into the company with his left foot first is as high as 99%.
Su Yuanyuan burst into tears: Is it too late for me to repent?
#What is it like to offend the big boss on the first day at work##Fortunately, the big boss is my classmate##I will be fired faster emo##How can I make excuses to make the big boss believe that I will not harass him anymore#
Talkative Little Sun
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Copywriting of "Warm and Soft":
After graduation, Wen Yu accidentally worked as an artist assistant in an economic company.
It was only on her first day at work that she discovered that the artist she was going to follow turned out to be Pei Ci, a top streamer who is now famous.
The first time Wen Yu saw him, he was sitting lazily on the sofa, raised his peach blossom eyes, glanced at him, and said casually: "Is he a mute?"
Later, after Wen Yu worked with this man for a long time, she discovered that this man was not only beautiful, but also liked to seduce people from time to time.
"Come here."
"Stay close to me, assistant."
His voice was long and lazy, "Can I still eat you?"
One day, Wen Yu finally couldn't hold it back and asked her agent, Sister Lin, "Is it okay for him to keep talking like this?"
Sister Lin secretly muttered in her heart: He is like this in front of you.
Then I told him Wen Yu's thoughts.
Pei Ci touched her chin with the tip of her tongue and was stunned for a moment: Who the hell said she likes to be sexy?
The enchanting top VS the conscientious assistant
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My final article:
"The supporting actress from a wealthy family only wants to spend money": Sophistry about puppy legs VS slap in the face of the crazy boss
"White Lotus' Handbook of Coaxing People": White Lotus's little workman VS the affectionate and arrogant boss
"How come he can't seduce me": the irritable sweet girl VS the cold and abstinent boss
"I Fetched My Idol with Rainbow Farts": Female Shameless Anchor VS New Year's Top Green Tea
Motto: Life is actually beautiful.