1.
Xi Wuyou is a long-haired vixen who is pitiful and helpless but can eat.
In order to find someone to go down the mountain with, he accidentally borrowed the body of a bastard from the entertainment industry.
He just wants to finish his work as soon as possible and leave the world, and achieve immortality.
So, despite his unknown identity, he steals the meal from others while others force him to stew the chicken.
However, if someone didn't pay attention, the video shot on the road became popular all over the Internet, and the live broadcast of raising chickens was forwarded by the official v and went viral.
All over the Internet: Even if the entertainment industry dies, I still won't like this trash like Xi Wuyou.
Later: Who is it! Who said anything bad about our worry-free baby!
2.
Seeing that he was getting more and more famous, and the grudges in the world of mortals were getting more and more numerous, Xi Wuyou was so anxious that he wanted to cry.
Before this person is found, he will not be able to cultivate as an immortal.
So he cheered up and carefully selected a garbage TV series.
Xi Wuyou hugged his furry tail and was very satisfied: now he can fish with peace of mind!
Unexpectedly, a junk TV series was picked up by a genius director and was taken over by a genius director. Before filming even started, it was an upset.
That's nothing, what makes Hu the most devastated is that this director is a goddamn master.
Xi Wuyou braved the risk of being included in the jar, kept his tail between his legs, worked cautiously, and walked on the tightrope every day.
This day is about to become unbearable.
3.
Looking at the furry "Samoyed" in front of him, Qi Ranzai carefully read it from beginning to end, raising his eyebrows lightly and saying nothing.
Xi Wuyou was so frightened that he forgot that he was pretending to be a dog: ... Meow.
The two looked at each other for a long time, then Xi Wuyou raised his paw and ran away. Unexpectedly, someone grabbed his tail and slapped him to the top of his thigh.
Qi Ran rolled his eyes and laughed softly: Bribing the director requires some skills, shake hands, right?
Xi Wuyou:...
Xi Wuyou was extremely aggrieved. I was pretending to be a dog, but you are a real dog.
#Entertainment Circle Hao Dirty##bad##I regret it, I really regret it#
ps: 1. Gentle scum, stinky hooligan·Really good at catching monsters·Director Attack (Qi Ran)
2. The urban supernatural plots in this article are all fabricated by the author. Please do not imitate them.
3. A cute article about masturbating in the entertainment industry, the characters have no prototypes.
4. The character's three views are not the same as the author's three views, nor are they equal to yours. If they are different, don't force them.
5. Have fun reading the text and pictures. Don't tell me if you abandon the text. Be grateful.
Purpose: Starting a business is difficult and making money is not easy
