I Am a Literary Giant in the Magic World

I, Dazai, am one of the cadres of the Port Mafia even though I am young. However, just when I tried to enter the water again and thought about how to trick the dwarf and cause trouble for Mr. Sen when I woke up, I found that not only was I expelled, but I was also taken into custody as a special-level curse spirit. The point is, I still have to go to high school. Dazai Port Mafia Officer:... Hehehe:) … Spellcraft Association Containment Report (Top Secret) Project name: [Tai █ Governance] Level: [Special Grade] Special Containment Procedures: ①+Using Curse High School as the main activity venue, a flowing river is set up inside the school. ② + Prohibit contact with minors whose worldview has not yet been formed, and meet all reasonable needs of the contained objects, including gauze. ③+To prevent invalid containment, the containment object needs to be bound to the Conjurer 5t5. Description: [The subject is a boy who appears to be fifteen years old. His eyes are kite-colored and have no highlights. His hair is soft and fluffy. His initial equipment is a suit jacket that will not fall off. [Contained objects can only use unique spells] [Spell Type: Disqualified from the World] [Ability: Extremely poor physical skills, ███ will be reduced by ██, and the spell field will be invalidated] [Ability:... ██, Text and language appeal ███...] … [Ability: Manipulate emotions and absorb love for a living. Containment experience: On ██, 201█, a river in ██ City was salvaged by fishermen. Reporter: 5t5. Things to note in this article: 1. I write the article casually, cp Wutai. The characters in this article are based on the author's understanding. All my colleagues are OOC. If you feel uncomfortable, please escape immediately. 2. The author's taste is not conventional, he is omnivorous, and has no special points. He writes the article for the purpose of satisfying his own food taste. He will not change the direction of the plot because of anyone's special points, and there is no guarantee that everyone will like this article. 3. If there are any surprises, don't watch it. Don't watch it. Don't watch it. Don't watch it. ++++ ++++Amway's pre-receipt document++++ "Zhongyuan Zhongya decided to break up" +Since the age of sixteen, Nakahara Nakaya, as an Aragami, has been watching a movie in his dream one after another. The plot is smooth, the characters are tragic, and the BE is just right. Except for the protagonist being Dazai Osamu, everything is fine. The narration of the movie is as follows: "A coward is afraid of happiness. He gets hurt when he touches cotton. Sometimes he is hurt by happiness. Mr. Dazai is that coward." "Sir is a good boy like a god." "He is gentleness itself." Watching Dazai Osamu, who repeatedly fell into the water, jumped around vigorously, could kick a big man away with one kick, and had a low level of taijutsu, Nakahara Chuya rubbed his eyes. Osamu Dazai? Coward? ? Gentleness itself? ? ? Nakahara Chuuya: ... One of us must be crazy. One day, his dream finally came to an end. Dazai Osamu, wearing the leader's red scarf, jumped from the rooftop of the Mafia building. When he returned from a business trip in Rome, all that was left was an empty office and the bright red bluestone bricks at the bottom of the building. At the same time, Nakahara also discovered that the red book that Osamu Dazai couldn't put down had an extra line of comments. I'm sorry for being born human Zhongyuan Zhongya: ... Gan. Nakahara Chuuya: Pupil earthquake! ! From then on, he decided to treat his partner better, including but not limited to knee pillows, stickers, and 360-degree coaxing of cats. Until Osamu Dazai defected at the age of eighteen, his life trajectory completely broke away from the plot of the movie. Nakahara Chuuya: Great! I am finally free! Osamu Dazai:? ? ? Osamu Dazai:? ? ? Osamu Dazai: Where is my wife? The story of the cookie, Bao Tian, ​​will be written on the entire Yangjian cp. Purpose: Live well and find the meaning of life