Please accept in advance! Collection is really important to this rookie! ! !
[Atypical unlimited flow/pure cool writing/golden fingers/dead logic]
Gu Li is a retired game beta summoner.
After enjoying a leisurely life for a few days, I realized that the whole world had changed.
Copies walking around in traps, ghosts in horror movies, men staring at his room with a smile under the street lights late at night...
The whole world became a public beta area for that game!
Gu Li recalled the dark history of being scared to the point of peeing during game beta tests.
Gu Li: I've had enough! I just can't stand the way of pretending to be a ghost and scaring people!
So Gu Li set a flag and wanted to turn the horror game into a situation comedy scene.
Gu Li's teammates: I'm confused. It's said that this is a horror escape game? Why am I laughing so hard that my abs are showing? Hahahahahahahahaha!
Female ghost: Can you respect me? Stop fucking hahaha!
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#Turning horror games into hilarious comedy#
The hospital lights flickered on and off.
Gu Li felt something dangling above his head, rubbing the ends of his hair once and for all.
He raised his head and met a snow-white face.
A pair of tiny toes hung above his head. The hanging woman was looking down at him with a strange smile on her lips.
She suddenly opened her mouth wide, and it was dark inside, exuding a putrid smell.
Gu Li: Who has a bigger mouth? Yuan-devouring beast, dinner is ready.
Orange Cat: Get out of here, I'm a little mountain tiger!
In the blink of an eye, he swallowed the female ghost into his stomach.
Belch.
After drinking and eating, Fat Orange rolls around and exposes her belly: snoring, please lick your hair~
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#Play the dark escape game into a literary scene of youth pain#
The vampire count's mansion was dark.
A weak airflow blew by, and the pale face suddenly came very close to the player's face.
Player: a——! ! ! !
Before his mouth could open, a scream was stuck in his throat.
Suddenly, the lights came on.
Burial·Dream Butterfly Necklace·Blood Night Glass·Weizi Yaxue·Love, a dazzlingly beautiful woman with her own flash light special effects appears.
Miss Burial Love's hair has seven colors and brilliance like the rainbow, and her tears are like sparkling gems.
Gu Li: Miss Burial Love is quite useful and is the best choice for large-scale energy-saving lighting.
Miss Burial of Love suddenly shed tears like gems: a little lonely, a little sad, a little depressed, a little at a loss.
The vampire Earl had a dull look on his face: Please eat according to aristocratic etiquette, and those who are disrespectful will be punished.
Miss Burial Love frowned: This princess still needs you to teach me court etiquette? My elegance is engraved in my bones!
Teammate: I'm numb.
#Turning the doomsday world into a dream farm#
#playxxx into xxx#
(The remaining worlds and copies are to be added)
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1. Whether the protagonist Gu Li has CP is to be determined.
2. Inspiration from other worlds is being sought.
3. The decryption elements are yet to be determined. There is a high probability that I, a novice, cannot write decryption and my brain cannot keep up.
Purpose: I wrote this novel, firstly, to commemorate the painful experience of hiding under the quilt and not daring to go to the bathroom after watching horror movies in those years, and secondly, to find fun for readers who like excitement and horror elements but will be scared into nightmares~
