Du Bao Diary 1: Today I asked my grandma how the baby came to be, and she replied that in my dream, Empress Wa gave it to her because she saw her beauty. The day before yesterday, Ming Ming said that it was Ah Qing and Ah Bai who brought it back. The day before yesterday, I said that the river god gave it to me when I was doing laundry...
Du Bao Diary 2: Today I read the book of stories hidden by grandma. It said that a man and a woman must sleep together to give birth to a baby. Now that the baby has a grandma, what about the baby's father?
Poison Diary 3: Today I asked my grandma if the baby has a father. She said that she had eaten him. But yesterday she said clearly that she passed by a village and saved her father who was being bullied, so he agreed with her body. The day before yesterday, he said that his father was a scumbag and bullied his mother, so he was made into a big flute... The baby thought about it seriously and felt that the story should be like this: the mother and his father slept together and had a baby, but his father fell in love with another girl, so the mother sadly took the baby and fled to the end of the world... The baby asked the mother this, and the mother thought for a while and asked the baby how she knew. It was written like this in the baby's talk book... As a result... The book of the baby's words was confiscated QAQ...
Intention: None