Weibo: Dear-Jincheng
Copy written on 2024.2.20
Jiang Lisheng awakened and was bound to a system.
The other party claimed to be a salted fish system, and taught her earnestly, saying that she was a poor little heroine with no ability in ancient sadomasochism novels. She must not fight back when hit, not retaliate when scolded, and lie down when trouble comes. This is the salty fish principle! Remember not to slap someone in the face just for the sake of being slapped in the face like the previous hosts, which will prevent the plot from continuing.
"..." Jiang Li thought for a moment, "Do you mean to treat me like a loser?"
System: "No, what I mean is that we strive to be a salty fish."
Got it.
Let her be a loser.
**
That day, her biological parents who had just brought her home pointed at her and yelled, "If I had known you were so worthless, I might as well accept the pig at the gate of your village as my daughter!"
Not long after he said this, Jiang Lisheng took advantage of the darkness to bring the pig back, put it on the door of his parents' room, and said that he would give up his name to the pig.
System&Parents:? ? ?
**
After that day, everyone in the Jiang family felt that their newly found daughter was crazy.
Her fiancé, who had always disliked her, sarcastically said: "You are so capable, why don't you go to my brother-in-law to get engaged? Why are you looking for me?"
As he finished speaking, Jiang Lisheng used his fiancé's cell phone to dial the third uncle's number: "Hello, are you getting married?"
There was a brief silence on the other side: "Who are you?"
"Your nephew's fiancée," she said. "Your nephew asked me to marry you."
Fiancé: "..."
Fiancé's uncle: "…"
The weakling of the system spoke: [Host, do you remember that you are a loser... Ah no, salted fish? ]
Jiang Lisheng said: Give in, be obedient, and be sensible. She did what they said. How can she not be considered a coward... Oh no, she is a salty fish?
Pre-collection: "I am the supporting female character in the novel "Death Escape"
There is a famous Baiyueguang in Buxuzhou.
According to legend, the demon king slaughtered the entire city with one sword in order to win her as his wife; the young master of the demon world killed hundreds of mackerel fish to make silk yarn in order to make her laugh; even the cold and dusty immortal king in the Nine Heavens lost his mind because of her, and finally the three-party war ended in ruins for all living beings.
It wasn't until Bai Yueguang sacrificed his life that peace was restored in the third session.
Later generations will call her the saint who saved the world, and they will even praise the three people's infatuation for her.
If I were an outsider, I would definitely sigh as well.
Unfortunately, I am not.
I am just an ordinary mortal, and my husband is one of the ten thousand people who died under the sword of the Demon Lord. I was rescued by the Shark tribe on the way to escape, and I watched helplessly as her shark bead was dug away. In that three-party war, I and the rest of the people were in a state of shock.
Bad news, I'm dead.
Good news, I was reborn with memories.
Even better news, all three of them mistakenly identified me as Bai Yueguang, who died early.
Intention: positive energy
