[Internet King] Why Should I Stab You to Death, You're Really a Mary Sue!

This article may be a novice, it may be bloody, it must be ridiculous, and it must be a Mary Sue. If you can't stand it, if you're happy, just leave the flowers, if you're casual, just splash the water and leave, if you're unhappy, just slap the bricks and leave quickly. My writing never rejects bricks. Respect yourself, everyone. Thanks. Messages are the driving force for updating - even if I don't leave a message, I will update it, but that would be quite sad... I'm shameless.