Dog blood version
Princess: Do you want the prince-in-law's offer?
Yang Xianli: The official has many trivial matters and his wife is unlucky, so it is better to work on his own and get promoted.
Queen Mother: Dreaming! Go to Hanlin Think Tank to do odd jobs.
Emperor: Cancel your vacation and come back to work overtime!
Yang Xianli: Your Majesty, I am a newlywed, so vacation is the legal right of this dynasty.
Emperor: Aiqing suffers from kidney failure? Come and drink deer blood wine this night.
Yang Xianli: After finishing the work, I suffered from bleeding and reported a work-related injury.
King Mu: Disciple, please resign. The position of Princess Mu has been reserved for a long time, with five insurances and one housing fund included, as well as bonus shares.
Yang Xianli: Damn it, my family is the leader in the publishing industry in the southeast and has monopolized the textbook market for a long time. We are now looking for professional managers.
Serious version
King Mu: Now that you have entered the officialdom, you must learn to ride a horse and shoot arrows to defend yourself, and use sophistry to strengthen yourself.
Yang Xianli: I didn't expect that my mentor who was not stained by the world would be like this...
King Mu: It's a joke. I have never seen all kinds of dirty fights in the inner court and outside the court. How can I say that I am not stained by the world?
Lin Miaoxian: The palace gate is as deep as the sea. Once you leave, you will never see me again! Take care, Your Majesty.
King Mu: She doesn't want to learn how to fight with the inner curtain, protect her for me.
Gu Heng: His Majesty asked, would you like to be a concubine or be buried as a sacrifice?
Yang Xianli: In this court ceremony, only concubines and above are sacrificed. Your Majesty has never wanted to let me go.
Purpose: Self-improvement is the way to survive