Atypical·Death once is a bit funny·Chivalrous main attack
There is an old saying that during the time of the ancient Emperor Yao, when ten days were in the same sky, Hou Yi took his divine bow and shot an arrow at the sun.
At first, there was no movement, then a golden crow fell, the sun gradually slowed down, and everyone celebrated with their foreheads and hands.
No one knew that the arrow shot by the immortal hero Yi was just a coincidence. At the same time, above the nine heavens, the black-haired and white-robed supreme god lost his two most precious things, one was his godhead, and the other was a blue-robed god.
Then, he disappeared under the supreme temple, disappeared into the vast world of gods, and disappeared into the history passed down by people orally.
At one hour, he woke up from a long sleep and was reincarnated under the main temple.
When he woke up, Shi Yi found that he was missing not only a corner of his divine power, but also half of his life, becoming a veritable god with two shortcomings.
However, the gods have a detached mentality. They eat and wait to die. The gods are very happy.
However, something unexpected happened. When the god was buying groceries, a beautiful fortune teller took away his house keys.
His Highness said he had no money to change the locks, was too lazy to climb over the wall, and did not want to cast spells...
When this adult was carrying a kitchen knife that he brought from the vegetable market and was planning to commit murder in an aggressive manner,
Looking at the divine power spilling out due to serious injuries and the unconscious fortune-telling beauty with the righteousness of God,
His Majesty the God, who can neither get the key nor recover his divinity, is destined to be in an emotional state!
However, the important thing about this beauty is that she is good-looking, suits his eyes, looks happy, and it is not a loss to pick up the corpse~
(Little beauty Fengqi said: Thank you. In fact, you look good, but you also have a mouth. It's a pity.
Looking at it, this little beauty probably had an affair with me in her previous life.
His Majesty Zhengshen said: You and I are not destined to be together, we all rely on reincarnation to make things come together~
Shi Yi: I slept forever for you, and tore my soul apart for you. Do you want to go on a date? Little leader.
Feng Qi: I am lonely for you, and I am punished for you. Besides, you said in your last life that you are several times older than me, so - uncle, we don't want to date.
"My godhead is still dazzling after years of wear and tear. You are another long divine life that I secretly promised in my last life. My godhead is my eternal betrothal gift to you."
Purpose: Feudal superstition is unacceptable, and stereotypes are unacceptable~