This article is also known as: The ministers of the imperial court are looking forward to my coming to court every day
Everyone knows that His Royal Highness the Fourth Prince is at odds with the Prime Minister Zuo. Today one of them got a fine jade pendant, and tomorrow the other will move home a piece of fine amber.
The two men had been fighting for several years, tit for tat, and neither would give in to the other. Every day when they went to court, the ministers would first light incense sticks at home and pray that the two would not fight in the palace.
Finally, His Highness the Fourth Prince left and followed the army south of the Yangtze River. The ministers had no time to breathe a sigh of relief, and the left prime minister did not go to court because he was ill. No one answered, and the emperor's anger was directed at them.
Ministers: "Am I not worthy?"
Jiangpan is going to explode too. He is just recuperating in the mansion. When he wakes up, he has a rattle in his left hand and a candied haws in his right hand. In front of him is the big face of his rival, holding a plate of osmanthus cake, with a kind look on his face: "Good boy, call me daddy."
Jiang Pan made a quick decision, and the candied haws and rattle landed on that face.
You asked later?
Jiang Pan, the person involved, said: Osmanthus cake is quite sweet.
The chatty prince x the flower prime minister of Gaoling
The surname Jiang is Gong
The author is handicapped and will be updated as the occasion arises.
Note: All the intellectual content involved in this article is my nonsense. It cannot withstand verification, so please do not take it seriously.
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