
How to Destroy the Path to Immortality After Being Eaten by a Cub?
被崽吃断了仙途怎么破
by Taro Puree with Coconut (芋泥加椰)
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- ThemeCultivation
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- Ancient Fantasy
- Cute Pets
- Lighthearted
- Whimsical
Synopsis
The next workplace cookie, "Beware of the Wolf, Beware of You," is below. Copywriting of this article: Others rely on meditation and experience to cultivate immortality, while others rely on eating Yun Tang. Not only did they gain spiritual roots, but they also managed to get the chance to join the Yuxi Sect. She can grow vegetables, cook, and feed herself well every day. Until she picked up that puppy that was more edible than her... For the sake of immortality, she could only go down the mountain to set up a stall selling spiritual food and raise a family and dog. Yun Tang's only wish for the Taoist monk in the dreams of the female nuns of the Yuxi Sect is to get close to him, learn from him, defeat him, and finally replace him! Unexpectedly, from the first meeting, she became the eldest brother's little maid. Smelly shoes, broken swords, rotten skulls, and dirty stones were all thrown to her. This is really unreasonable! Baby, bite him! Eh? Where is my cub? Senior Brother: Idiot! -- Congyang pretends to be the leader of the Yuxi Sect, but he is actually the master of the Western Spiritual Vein Beast. In order to protect his spiritual veins, he was severely injured, so he had to transform back into his original form as a cub and hide in the mountains to heal. Who would have thought that he would meet a useless outer disciple and dare to treat him like a puppy? She also rubbed, moved and sucked him, she was so desperate! If there was no use in keeping her, he would definitely—— The puppy spread its limbs and exposed its belly, saying: go up a little bit... ------------- The next book "If I don't guard against the wolf, I guard against you" I am a gentleman in front of others and a shameless big bad wolf in the rear × Man influences me to make money, I am smart, beautiful and a good actor. Copywriting: Question: How can a pretty girl save twenty years of struggle in the workplace? Some people rely on reincarnation, and some rely on marriage. Dong Xixi manipulated Sao Luziye and directly pretended that he had been struggling for twenty years. For this reason, she specially made up to look like a middle-aged woman, and also established a workplace persona of being rustic in appearance but reliable in work, and flamboyant in behavior but trustworthy. People gave her the nickname Sister Dong. However, after all, paper could not stop the fire. One time, she was dancing at a music festival while wearing a beautiful little skirt, and was caught by her boss. The man put one hand in his pocket and looked sullen. He walked around the room seven or eight times before calming down and looked at her with half-squinted eyes: "Sister Dong?" Dong Xixi felt guilty: "I... Just wanted to reassure the boss lady." The man gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "No need to, I'm not interested in the grass next to the nest, and you don't have a boss lady." Also, her boss is handsome and has a good figure. He can't find anything he wants. Let alone the unspoken rules, people probably don't even bother to look at her. However, who is used to being a big sister, who would still be a fool? Dong Xixi continues to be a scumbag at work, but looks as beautiful as a flower after get off work, and thrives in the company. Until one day, I misunderstood the group name and posted the message I was going to send to my family in the company group. First, there was a photo of hands with a mosquito bag, and then she said coquettishly: [It hurts, I need a kiss from the most handsome little brother in the group to get better. Who dares to claim this? Everyone joked for a long time, and finally, the most qualified man appeared: [Hand over. Dong Xixi & everyone:! ! ! Did Mr. Liang drink some fake wine? * Liang Yi discovered that the newly recruited female assistant was a complete drama queen. In front of other men, sometimes she is a cool beauty, and sometimes she is a charming little princess. Only when you face him, you feel old and rustic. So what she was guarding against was not the wolf, but him? Liang Yi smiled angrily, very good. * Everyone in the company knows that Mr. Liang is a gentleman, a gentle gentleman. In order to prevent office scandals, he even hired an old and frumpy female assistant. Everyone thought that Sister Dong played the role of the general manager in front of the boss. Until Assistant Ning came back one day, he happened to see the door of Dong Xixi's office open, and the boss walked out of it. His collar was slightly open, his lips were randomly stained with suspicious red, and the slap mark on his right face was looming. The man licked his bitten lip, raised his eyes and said calmly: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a couple quarreling?" ------------- The new article "White Moonlight Pretending to be an Amnesiac Dragon" has been published. It is a relaxing and refreshing article, a little bit about the crematorium. Cp: gentle, black-bellied, domineering × arrogant, domineering, coquettish and cowardly It is said that it only takes two steps for the medicine to transform into a dragon. The first step is to find a real dragon that is powerful but seriously injured. The second step is to suck his blood, suck it hard! Fengyue followed all instructions and turned into a dragon successfully. But the problem is, the person whose blood she sucks is the big evil dragon that kills all the monsters in the abyss whenever he is unhappy! In order to save her life, Feng Yue had to invent the third step ——While the evil dragon loses his memory, he pretends to be his white moonlight. At first, Feng Yue curiously asked: "What exactly is a night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber?" "That's it..." Ling Yunzhuo glanced at the little white dragon's head on his shoulder, and it was really hard to imagine the scene of his bridal chamber with this little monster. "That is to say, light candles in the cave at night, and it is best to put some flowers and plants, otherwise it will be very embarrassing." Fengyue thought there was nothing wrong with her, so she hugged her arms, hugged her waist, sat on her thighs, kissed her, and hugged him like a dragon. Although there were no candles in the cave where she got married, and although she was always called a little monster, the big evil dragon doted on her and took her back to the Northern Demon Realm to become its queen. In the royal city, Fengyue was either hanging around the neck of the big evil dragon to show off her power, or chasing monsters to fight and compete with each other. Her life was as happy as a god, so she decided to reluctantly follow this stupid dragon for the rest of her life~ It wasn't until the legendary Fairy Coriander Qian, who was gentle and kind and had been proposed by Ling Yunzhuo, came to the royal city that Feng Yue realized that she had always been his second best. She didn't want Yuqian to come to the royal city, and he blamed her for being ignorant. She didn't allow him to meet Yuqian, and he asked her to recognize her position. She injured Coriander, and he gave her to him as a spiritual servant. Damn his uncle's spiritual servant. In a rage, Feng Yue breathed fire for ten miles, burned down his palace, seriously injured his "sweetheart", turned the royal city upside down, and finally escaped. Ling Yunzhuo, your little monster doesn't want you anymore. Intention: No matter how low the starting point is, we must work hard to catch up and hope to achieve something in the end.
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