The cold-faced and lustful monk × the "pure and innocent" male trickster
"Master Youlao picked up the slave's veil."
"Donors don't need to be polite, it's just a little effort."
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"Jianxin, can you discern your own heart?"
"You are one of the unpredictable factors in the world, and I cannot keep myself out of it."
Mission: World peace is everyone's responsibility.