"Advance collection of "You Are Unfaithful" and "The Captain Is Beautiful", please collect them"
"Those who read pirated articles do not need to comment."
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01
A new post was added late one night: What should I do if the new tenant of my house is my idol?
Night owl netizen a: The beauty is hidden in the golden house... Lock it up!
Netizen B: How strong is this?
Netizen C: Hold your vest tightly and remember not to laugh too obscenely.
Huaisang nodded and declined: "What are you talking about? I'm a serious fan!"
02
Ji Yan, the top seed of the national swimming team, has an interesting new landlord.
She lives in the same community as him, uses a couple cup and 10086 to set his name, and politely asks him which building he lives in.
There is also a WeChat account where I send him cat photos every day.
Cats are soft, cats are wild, they can be seen but not touched.
Yun Yangmao gradually became a little uninterested.
-Small theater-
The popular Huaisang Weibo account retweeted Ji Yan's super words late at night and threatened: "I want to see, touch, and play with the flowers of the high mountains."
Hot searches exploded, and pro fans and anti-fans were immediately stirred into a pot.
Netizen: Oops, another one who is careless about life and death.
Not long after, when Ji Yan was asked by reporters about his attitude during a post-game interview, people across the country squatted in front of the live broadcast, waiting for a slap in the face.
However, the person involved paused for a moment, then raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "I will eat her food and live her life. This is a simple request, but it is not impossible."
People across the country:?
Huai Sang was shocked:? ? ?
That night, Huaisang was forced into a corner step by step. Ji Yan leaned forward to press him, with heat spraying from his ears: "Aren't you going to tease me? Don't you want to continue?"
Huai Sang shook his head: I, I, I, I just got the wrong number!
#WolvesGame is too difficult, I don't know how to play#
#Mama! I feel like I'm being tricked#
#I shouldn't be greedy for idol's body#
Star-chasing model charterer x world champion pretty tenant
——Advance collection of "You Are Misguided" ——
Tong Jin has a ruthless boss who only cares about money but not relationships, and an incompetent boss who exploits his subordinates every day.
So the three things she does every day are: scolding the boss, scolding the boss, and working overtime.
On her birthday, Tong Jin's best friend bought her a two-hour online boyfriend.
He said bluntly: "The most expensive brand in the store, with a perfect five-point rating, it responds to all your requests, allowing you who are single to experience the sour taste of love."
After a while, a verification message from a strange friend appeared on WeChat.
Tong· Forced to work overtime and keep away from strangers· Jin: Ha.
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Lin Chi was rarely invited to a bar in Beicheng. As soon as he sat down, his friend unpreparedly lifted up his shirt and said, "Jianghu is in an emergency, let me lend you your abs!"
Then he was forced into his cell phone: "There are too many customers today, please help me chat first, this is where my food expenses for this month will be."
Lin Chi looked at the chat interface in his hand
Jin: Are you the number one? Do you have eight-pack abs? Is there a mermaid line? No refunds.
The photo that had just been secretly taken followed closely, but the other party suddenly fell silent.
He loosened his tie below his Adam's apple, sneered, and slowly opened the keyboard of his mobile phone with no expression on his face:
——If you want to see something else, that's another price.
# Overtime dog's sad life#
#A case of failure in cracking down on counterfeiting but being tricked#
#My number one choice is my boss#
#Evil Capitalists' Ways of Doing Business#
The day after Tong Jin was promoted, she was assigned a difficult task. Looking at the blank ppt title page, she had no clue and no way to start.
The capitalist took the initiative to lend a helping hand to her: "Need help?"
The client was wary: "Huh?"
"One page at a time."
"..."
Those at the bottom of the food chain who work overtime and don't talk much are capitalists
Intention: Use dreams as horses to live up to your youth
