During the wedding ceremony, the master of ceremonies asked the groom: "I heard that the first time you two met was at a dance?"
The groom pushed up his glasses, glanced at the bride who was suppressing a smile, and replied calmly: "... Square dance... Party."
Relatives and friends below burst into laughter.
The officiant turned to the bride and asked, "How did the groom dance?"
The bride smiled and narrowed her eyes, being too honest and said, "I can't move my legs, so I can't make it in time!"
The marriage and love story of the people's teacher × the people's public servant (big mistake).
Before getting married, the two of them planned to buy a new house. In spring and summer, they fell in love with a three-bedroom apartment with an area of 120 square meters.
"Both of us have provident funds, so we can get it with a down payment of 200,000 yuan!" Mr. Hu, whose savings had just exceeded six figures, stood proudly.
"..." Secretary Ji, who earns tens of millions in dividends every year, felt a little panicked. How should he tell his fiancée that the huge wealth in his card was obtained legally?
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Continuation of the archive article "The Big Tree Equaling the Sky", please add it to your collection
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It is the first street tree since the founding of the People's Republic of China.
Not only is he familiar with Marxism-Leninism and proficient in foreign languages, but he also has the core socialist values at his fingertips. It is a street tree born in a new country, growing under a red flag, with red roots and seedlings.
Although it stands collecting dust in the back alley of Juemin Temple every day, and sees no one except for the sanitation workers who come once every two months, it is also jealous of the crooked-necked ginkgo tree next to the temple with an official license plate and a name on the rare ancient tree file!
One day, while it was fighting for territory underground with the crooked-necked ginkgo tree using its roots, someone suddenly fell down in the back alley.
It literally fell from mid-air, crushing one of its most luxuriant branches, stripping off a large piece of its leaves, and hanging on its head with a miserable expression, making the tree unbearable at all!
Yan Fu is a wood cultivator with extraordinary strength and first-rate luck.
He was almost certain to be promoted to the distraction stage, but unexpectedly, the lightning tribulation was so weird and difficult to distinguish. The first one struck him until his consciousness was unstable, and the second strike directly sent him to this Dharma-ending world. Before he could even open his eyes, he became the prisoner of a century-old tree demon.
As the most talented monk in Bagua Continent for thousands of years, when had he ever suffered such a big loss!
He wants to rise up and resist, he wants to survive the desperate situation, he wants to...
But who can tell him why there is not even a scrap left in his nearly five hundred years of hard work! How could an underage tree demon in the Dharma-ending world be so strong!
I have always dreamed of going to the rare archives, the root is good, the tree demon (big mistake) VS the hard-working man, the cultivation is ruined, and the daily life of cultivators falling in love and killing each other.
Concept: As the old saying goes, "Qi Dafei is not a coincidence", but when love happens, you can't care so much. All the appropriateness and inappropriateness will eventually return to the ordinary life day after day.
