Part 1: After an exquisite fan dance, she had a pair of red eyes!
"Ah!" A scream came from Shanjia. According to reports, the scream passed through the sky and disturbed Chang'e 1 and the pair of flirting birds at the entrance of the village.
A woman asked: Could this be pinkeye? An editor slapped him: Have you ever seen such red pink eye?
I have a headache, why do so many people want to sign a contract with me?
He hid in the darkness and said with a smile: Because you have the most delicious soul in the world (Female: Cold!)
He said: Because you are destined to be my king
(A certain woman: vulgar!)
He said: One more of me is not more, one less of me is not more.
(A certain woman: Uh-huh, this is okay?)
In the dream, a clear female voice sounded: There is God's will in the dark.
Hostess: God's will! OMG! Let me catch you first! You pay for my happy rice insect life!
The male protagonists are all on the battlefield, so girl, you can go and die! Comrades, beat her up!
An editor broke out in sweat; fellow journalists, this concludes today's press conference.
But now that I'm wearing it! We want it! Knock down the handsome man! Play around with the world! Make a big fuss in the underworld! By the way, happiness!
Chapter 2: I'm sorry, Canglan, leaving you is the fulfillment of my regretlessness! I shed tears and looked at him with a smile. He was sleeping soundly. I'm sorry, we are destined not to be together. The silver sleeves were billowing, and the crimson peach blossoms were in full bloom.
She asked her brother quietly: Brother, are you just going to let her go?
The white chrysanthemum demon looked at her helplessly: She has decided to go, and we can't stop her with our little magic power.
Then, the peach blossom rain that day was like blood-red rain and tears