"On the evening of October 21, 2020, a woman surnamed Wei suddenly collapsed emotionally after masturbating seventy-eight skewers at a night market stall next to the river. She abandoned the stool and sat on the ground and cried loudly, completely ignoring that there was a bunch of unchewed tenderloin in her mouth and yelling. Bystanders who experienced the incident said that in He was terrified when he saw the meat flying towards him. The woman was no longer there. According to the stall owner, the woman seemed to have fallen drunk after drinking a bottle of a famous brand cocktail, and then a man appeared and took her away. If there is any follow-up to the incident, this newspaper will follow up. "
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Wei Yingying, an ordinary Internet genius, is deeply suffering from life, but with the help of her neighbor's good sister and best friend Li Yu, she accidentally enters a new dog-playing game developed by PYYD company. In recent years, China's population has increased, employment pressure has increased, and the population is aging. Coupled with the development of technological economy and social progress, as well as the increase in per capita academic qualifications, contemporary young people are increasingly under pressure to survive. This game from PYYD is designed to help young people who are feeling stressed relax their nerves and maintain a cheerful attitude after rest.
As for how awesome this game is... You have to ask Wei Yingying, the first person to bear the brunt of the experiment.
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Sixteen-year-old Wei Yingying: "I am a vulgar person. I love the mountains when I see them and I love the sea when I see the sea. Thanks to your appearance, I have been proud for many years. You are the joy of youth. The reverse is also true."
Nineteen-year-old Wei Yingying: "Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba..."
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"When you wash clothes without washing powder, you bite a playing card in your mouth because Diaopai washing powder."
This article is also known as "Methods to Resolve Tragedy" and "Advanced Funny"
Purpose: Sprinkle sand sculptures and joy into the world