I Became Famous on the Internet with My Fortune Telling

[Advance collection of "Haunted Mansion Sleeping Studio", see column; "Lost in the Forest to Find Him" by Chi Rusheng, being ordinary is not scary, what is scary is that you do not have the courage to change] The night when Lu Zhao, a popular traffic niche star, was accused of tax evasion by his fans, Weibo was paralyzed. Fans cried out that the storm was strong on the rooftop, and they shed more tears than it rained the day Yiping asked for money. After the incident subsided, a screenshot suddenly became popular on the Internet. Someone on a Q&A forum asked: How is Lu Zhao? Want to be a fan. A netizen with the online name "Shenji Miaosuan" replied: No, private contact with fans is not abiding by the law. I advise you to put down your love and turn around. Q: How do you know? Answer: It's calculated. The response time was 1 month earlier than the time of the revelation. * After Ying Yuan got terminally ill, she developed a fortune-telling system. Obtaining 10 million fan points can save her life. And every time she earns a certain number of fan points, she can calculate a person's fate in this life, or exchange it for corresponding fortune-telling items. In order to survive, she would cause an uproar every time she took action. When the trending search exploded, her fan base increased rapidly. She would buy fortune-telling props whenever she had nothing to do. Today I will make a zodiac fortune test, and tomorrow I will make a good or bad test. She is not allowed to kneel down and call everyone daddy. Some netizens have collected fortune-telling fortunes that have been made over the years by "divine calculations". They are extremely accurate and have never failed: After five years of preparing for pregnancy, she finally gave birth to a child. The Yan family's only son, who was pampered and pampered until he was over 20 years old, was actually not his biological child. On the day of delivery, the pregnancy was changed, and the real culprit turned out to be the biological father; The love blogger who is famous for his love life is actually a king of the sea, with eight boats under his feet. There is not a drop of water in the sea, but only fish; The boss of a media company who has been marketing the character of his beloved wife for many years is actually a Phoenix man who came to power and forced his original wife to marry a new love; … "Magical Fortune Teller" became popular on the Internet. Netizens shouted "You are my God" and sent 99+ private messages every day asking for fortune telling. Ying Yuan was so annoyed that she changed the automatic reply to "paid fortune telling, starting with one million". I thought this would scare everyone away, but as a result, Netizen: Where is the morality? Where is the bottom line? Where is the account information? ! * When Mu Wenjing first asked Ying Yuan to tell his fortune, Ying Yuan offered five million. Later, Mu Wenjing: I want to be with you. Ying Yuan: This is another price. *Passionate writing, now it's about to be finished, let's wait and see *The male protagonist is just like someone who joins the group with money, and his emotional line is almost non-existent. *He is a melon-eating person, the focus is on eating melons, everyone is a fun-loving person * Empty, empty-handed, essentially illogical white text, a golden finger ————Accepted in advance—————— "Haunted House Sleep Trial Live Room" The new variety show "Sleep in a Haunted House" has become a hit across the Internet as soon as it was launched. The program is broadcast in real-time. Participants need to go to various haunted houses to try sleeping in for three days. Those who survive to the end will receive a million yuan reward. Le Yu is a sleep tester in a haunted house. In this world where ghosts and ghosts are everywhere, this profession requires buying the most expensive insurance. In pursuit of wealth and wealth, she chose to sign up for a variety show, The Qiujia Manor is located deep in the mountains and old forests. It has a large-scale ancient building, but it has not been inhabited for fifty years. Nothing happened to the other guests when they went in. Le Yu went to poke the ghost nest and directly led out three female ghosts. The audience was scared to death. Le Yu slapped his head: "Mahjong, do you know mahjong? The loser will leave the manor automatically." Tongshan Villa is located in the suburbs. The hostess killed a family of four with an axe. There were crime scenes everywhere in the house. After Le Yu went there, he found that the family had turned into ghosts and were still fighting. The other guests were frightened and ran away with their heads in their hands. However, after learning the truth about the murder, Le Yu turned the camera on the male host: "Come on, everyone, let's take a look. This ghost is a scumbag who has evil thoughts about his stepdaughter. Are there any other ghosts watching the live broadcast? If you can't stand it, come and contribute." Host:? Later, a group of ghosts really came and beat the hero to death. Audience: 6. Eight people died in Zhaohui Community. The entire building was a haunted house. All residents moved out. Other guests huddled inside the door and did not dare to come out. Le Yu performed a midnight terror inside, not only did he not panic at all but also dared to try: "Bosses, use a rocket to take you to see handsome men and ghosts. I just took a look at his eight-pack abs!" The screen is lined with rockets. Male ghost: ... This group of hooligans will not be spared by ghosts. At the beginning, the audience: This group of guests relied on the defense. Later, the audience: Sister Le, I am also a ghost. I am a hungry ghost in sex. Come and catch me! I often walk by the river and my shoes don't get wet. One time, a ghost fell in love with Le Yu at first sight and trapped him in the house. He was not allowed to go out. The program team asked a heavenly master to rescue him. Little did Leyu know that a heavenly master broke in while he was washing his hair. She was shocked, thinking it was another ghost: "You ghosts are so playful, do you like being criticized?" Heavenly Master Yan Xueshi, who is known as the strongest person of the younger generation, was silent for a moment: "Yes, do you want to play a different game?" A quarter of an hour later, Le Yu learned a new technique: Drawing symbols. Motto: Life is not easy, keep working hard