One Father, Three Children (Part 2)

The most talented woman in Jiangnan: Yan Weisi is the most talented woman in Jiangnan. Talented women are of course people with unique ideas. Yan Weisi is the most unique person among all the talented women with unique ideas. No one dares to deny this. If you don't believe it, let's do an interview. Wei Si's adoptive father: I raised her. If she's not unique, who is? Wei Si's Master: She has nothing in common with her adoptive father, and this alone is unique enough. Wei Si's Husband: Of all living beings, why do I fall in love with her alone? Wei Si's younger brother: I have experienced this since I was a child! Even if it is the same thing, if I do it, it will be offline, but if she does it, it will be unique... Weisi's brother-in-law: I just hate her, why can't she be more mediocre? ! (The vinegar vat overturned and the sour smell overflowed...) The most unique point among Yan Weisi's many unique thoughts is that she insists that if a person is particularly good in some aspects, he must have serious flaws in other aspects. So when her most beloved brother Yue Lingxi learned martial arts and martial arts from a young age, and became proficient in all kinds of special skills, she began to worry that there might be something wrong with this brother. Because of this worry, Yan Weisi always kept Yuelingxi under his control, and especially strictly prohibited the adoptive father from intervening in the child's education to avoid irreversible consequences. In response to this, the adoptive father once protested in a low voice: "How can you be so stupid? That pot is so plain, my son..." (Note: He doesn't usually talk like this. He can't keep his tongue straight when he's nervous...) Xiao Yuelingxi happily helped: "Yes, yes, give me a hug..." The talented girl from Jiangnan glanced at her coldly, and the father and son hugged each other and trembled. There is no way out by resisting the head of the household. The roots of this tradition are actually here. Of course, as an adoptive father, he is not without a backer. After complaining to the pillow, Wei Si's master comforted him like this: "What Wei Si said makes sense. You are indeed not suitable for teaching children. I remember the day before yesterday when you taught the baby to read idioms, you actually taught 'eldest sister is like mother' to 'eldest daughter is like mother'..." "I taught it based on the actual situation of our family..." "Anyway, you can't afford to offend or hide from Weisi, so be good." "But people say, 'It's the father's fault if a son doesn't teach', so I have to do something, right?" "Yeah... That's right. That's good. Weisi Jiaowen, I'll teach martial arts, and you'll be responsible for playing with the baby, okay?" "..., OK, I like to play the most!" Agreement reached. So little Yuelingxi grew up happily under the guidance of her sister. As he grew up, Yan Weisi felt more and more that his worries were absolutely correct. "Little idiot! Did you make a hole in the trunk of the ancient cypress in front of your house?" "Yes, sister." "Why did you open this hole?!" "I saw a hare hit this tree yesterday and almost fainted, so I thought if there was a hole in the trunk, it could pass through safely..." "..." "Sister, what is this?" "This is a girl's fragrance." "What is it for?" "Apply it on your face, and your face will become white and beautiful." "Oh. What about this?" "This is Rouge." "What is it for?" "Apply it on your face and your face will become rosy and beautiful." "Oh." A few days later, the talented girl from Jiangnan heard her younger brother boasting to a neighbor's child: "My sister's face turns white and red from time to time. She is so beautiful!" "Little idiot, look what did sister buy?" "What?" "Pine nut candy!" "T_t... Wuwuwu..." "Why are you crying?" "Sister, didn't you say that I'm not allowed to eat sweets as long as I make you unhappy?" "Yeah." "There is something I did today that I knew would make you unhappy, so I kept refraining from doing it. Then I suddenly remembered that there was no more candy at home..." "So you did it?" "Yeah. Who knew you would actually buy pine nut candies again... Wu wu wu..." Yan Weisi began to grind his teeth, "That's not the problem, is it!?" "Huh?" "What on earth have you done to make me unhappy?!!!" The little idiot was shocked and covered his mouth: "Ah, did I say it myself?" "..." "What is this?" "This is... The one who will make you unhappy..." "Where did you pick it up from?" "When I went up the mountain to dig herbs, I was on a tree on the edge of the cliff." "When?" "Two days ago." "Huh?" "I was afraid that you would be unhappy, so I kept it with Master. I just brought him here after we ran out of candy at home today." "Why don't you keep it with Master?" "Sister, you forgot, master took dad out to play. If you leave him there alone without anyone to take care of him, it will break." "Why doesn't this person wake up?" "Master said that although his injuries are not serious, his health is not good. He needs to use sleep therapy and he will wake up soon." "I know. Take these two candies and eat them." "Sister, aren't you angry?" "It is necessary to save people, but you are still not allowed to pick up random things and go home in the future!" The little fool rushed towards me in emotion, "Sister, you are so kind, can you have sweet porridge tomorrow morning?" The person on the bed woke up at this moment and saw a pair of angelic siblings hugging each other warmly. Regarding this very deceptive scene, the person who was deceived later said this: "Mistakes last forever, and a moment spreads forever..." Many, many years later, this sentence was used as an advertising slogan by a company selling diamonds. (Let's digress a little bit and do an intellectual question and answer. Question: What is the biggest difference between Jiangnan talented people and Jiangnan talented women? The adoptive father answered: The last character of the former is son, and the last character of the latter is daughter. Master replied: Boring. The little idiot answered: I don't know the person in front, but I know the person in the back. Someone answered: I can loudly say "please marry me" to the talented girl from Jiangnan! But if by chance she turns out to be a talented man instead of a talented woman, I will speak softer. Standard answer: Talented men are men, and talented women are women. So the standard answer is one of the most uninteresting things in the world. ) "Weisi, what kind of dowry do you want dad to prepare?" "I won't marry!" "But girls always have to get married." "Who said that?" "And I think you like him very much, even before you knew he was the current prince." Yue Lingxi interrupted: "I think my sister still likes him very much after knowing what kind of prince he is." "Shut up, you two! You don't have to marry him if you like him. I also like the little idiot very much. Do you want me to marry him?" "..., I will never interrupt again. Sister, please don't scare me by saying such horrible things..." "But Wei Si, he is the royal prince, and we are ordinary people. If you resist the decree, you will be beheaded. Beheading hurts so much, wuwuwu..." "Don't pretend to cry!" "Yes..." The master calmly came on stage and spoke: "Wei Si, of course what your father said is nonsense. The real problem is that you have obviously promised to get married!" "I... I... Was a little dizzy at the time..." "But I'm not faint. I'm so happy that three matchmakers and six betrothals came to marry you. The trumpet blower almost broke the door. What's going on with you hiding like this?" "Master, I'm not ready to get married yet, please think of a way." "There is a way." "What?" "Anyway, I'm going to marry someone here today. If you don't want to, let me do it for you." "Little dork?" "Yes, boys marrying on behalf of sisters is one of everyone's favorite plots." Yan Weisi glanced at his younger brother, and Yue Lingxi gave his sister an innocent smile. "..., Forget it... I'd better marry myself..." In this way, the talented Jiangnan girl with unique ideas became the crown prince. Her dowry was certainly unique. The content is as follows: A set of baby clothes that he was wearing when he was picked up by his adoptive father. A guqin. A packet of seeds of the Phoenix flower in front of the house. An embroidered family portrait. Full of poetry and books. Majestic and majestic. An exquisite heart. A younger brother who is a mixture of genius and novice. "Wei Si, do you really want to marry Xiaoling with you?" "If you don't take him away, will you let him fall into your hands?" "Why do you say it so viciously?" "Don't you want to travel around the world for a long time? Now that I'm married, I will take care of the little fool. You can go." "Heartless daughter, don't you miss your father?" "What did I miss you?" "... Hmm... Ah... This... That... It seems like there is nothing for you to think about..." "You go, don't miss us." "Wei Si, dad and master are not with you, you must be careful not to..." "I know, no one dares to bully me." "No, what dad means is, be careful not to bully others too much..." "..." "Then we're really leaving." "..." "I'm really gone." "..." "He's really gone." "..." Walking. … "Dad, Master..." "Huh?" "Wei Si will miss you..." "Oh, live, live, live, I know my good daughter can't let me go. But you have to wait until we are far away before waking up the baby, so that he won't cry." "Don't worry, if he dares to cry too much, I know how to deal with him." "..., I feel even more worried when I hear you say that..." The next day, Yue Lingxi woke up and was very sad to learn that her father and master were traveling to the West. His brother-in-law came to comfort him. "Don't cry. Even though your father and master are gone, you still have a sister." "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuakw... This is what I'm crying about..." "..." "And I still have something very important that I haven't been able to say to them... Wu wu wu..." "What words?" "Bring me some Western specialty candies..." "..." For the prince, this can be regarded as the beginning of a happy life...

Fairy tale pa: It is said that in the vast sea, there are countless magical creatures growing. This boundless sea and all the creatures living here are ruled by the Sea Dragon King. Prince Nan'an swam out: "The widest in the world is the sea, wider than the sea is the sky, wider than the sky is the heart of my Sea Dragon King... I am a loving father. Among all the fathers in this article, I seem to be the only one who is relatively normal!" This normal sea dragon king has nine beautiful and lovely daughters. They are the nine most popular mermaids in the entire ocean. The eldest daughter is Wu Chaozong, the prefect of Suzhou, who is smart but not showy, has a plump figure and is a good cook. (Everyone: Why is he the eldest daughter? Wu Chaozong: This is the barbecue I just made. If you don't agree, you don't have to eat it... Everyone rushed to grab her: Agree! If you don't want to be the eldest daughter, who will? ) The second daughter is Yushu Linfeng, the handsome and unrestrained Jiangnan leader Zhuo Feiwen. The third daughter is Lou Jinghuai, the head of the most famous family in Jiangnan. The fourth daughter is a super wanderlust. She will leave things outside when she goes out, and she will leave them at home when she is not going out. The fifth daughter is the fat maid Xiaozhu who looks like a meatball from a distance, but looks more like a meatball from a close distance. The Sixth Daughter is Yan Kang, a villain who was thought to be very powerful, but died extremely easily. (All readers fall down and don't help...) The seventh daughter is the second young master Xi Yuan who is the first to appear among the one father and three children who made everyone wait for a long time. The eighth daughter is the cute little Xi Tian who is ranked right behind Xi Yuan in the order of taking charge of the family. (Xi Tian timidly: Although he is a bit far away from Brother Jinghuai in terms of order, he is still with his second brother... Xi Yuan slapped a piece of coral reef away with his palm: "Stupid baby, don't chase me, go to your third sister! Why should I be a sister to this group of weird people?" Niuniu: Who asked him to have nine daughters? Don't you know that there is such a thing as gathering numbers in this world? ) Then, amidst everyone's expectations, the most beautiful, gentle, lovely, kind and filial princess finally swam out in the most elegant, standard and sexy posture behind her eight sisters amid the musical sound of the waves. (The Sea Dragon King slammed down his throne, each of his eight daughters spat out a mouthful of blood, and the readers began to go berserk!!! Reader: Why? Why is he the ninth princess? Where is daddy? Call daddy out! Niuniu confidently said: This is a side story! The side story was originally written with the supporting characters as the protagonists! After a while, the Sea Dragon King got up: Even if he wanted to find a supporting role, why did he have to be found? It seems that this king can't bear such a little daughter... Niuniu wonders: What's wrong with him? Looking back, there was a bang and Niuniu also fell: Uncle Fu! Why are you swimming out after them? It's not your turn yet! Uncle Fu: I want to come out first to see if there is any gossip to collect...) Amidst the sound of vomiting blood, the most beautiful, gentle, lovely, kind and filial Ninth Princess Yuan Min finally appeared in front of everyone. Prince Nan'an was all smiles: My dearest little daughter, today is the day when you turn sixteen and your sisters come back from all over the world to celebrate your birthday. Are you happy? Yuan Min meekly: happy. Princess Wu Chaozong: Sister, this is a gift from me, my signed book "Fifteen Ways to Make Scrambled Eggs" Second Princess Zhuo Feiwen: I will give you the most magical medicinal material, Tibetan Xianghua. Screenwriter Niuniu said this is a very important prop, so be careful not to lose it. Third Princess Lou Jinghuai: I bought two starlings last time. One was dyed red and given to dad. This one in original color is given to you. Fourth Princess Afa: This is the latest traffic map of the entire sea area. I will give it to you first, and I will borrow it from you when I go back. Fifth Princess Xiaozhu: I'll give you Giant brand calcium tablets. If you have osteoporosis, you need calcium supplements! Look how strong I am. The sixth princess, Yan Kang, touched her body: It seemed that she came out with only a wanted warrant. (Yuan Min Khan: National Master, you won't send it away...) The Seventh Princess wishes: I have nothing but money. Do you want cash or a check? Hachigong Chairman's Day: This is a birthday card I made by myself, with my most sincere blessings on it! Yuan Min picked up the greeting card and read: Happy birthday to you! May your heart be like a corpse, may you be as blessed as the East Sea drools, and may your life be as long as the spring onions in the Southern Mountains... Prince Nan'an: All the gifts from my sisters have been collected. My child, do you have any birthday wishes? Yuan Min: Dear father, I always hear you say that the sky is wider than the sea. Can I rise to the surface and see the sky that I have never seen before? Prince Nan'an worriedly said: But there are ships coming and going on the sea, and there is a kind of terrible creature called human beings on the sea. They like to turn cute little mermaids into bubbles. Your grandma was once murdered by them. For such a kind-hearted child like you, my father is really worried. Yuan Min didn't want to embarrass his father, so he shed tears sadly. The tears turned into pearls, shining brightly in the sea water. Prince Nan'an: My child, if there is anything in the world that I cannot bear to see the most, it is your tears. Well, let your eight sisters accompany you, just take a look and then come down. Princess Yuanmin happily agreed. Nine beautiful (??) Mermaids, led by the eldest princess, lined up and swam to the sea. Wu Chaozong: We finally reached the sea. Let's do a head count. Raise your hands if you haven't arrived! No one raised their hands. Wu Chaozong: OK. Everyone has arrived. Next we... Xi Tian said softly: Sister, the fourth sister is missing. How strange, she was obviously swimming in the middle. Xi Yuan: Silly baby, it's normal for the fourth sister to disappear. Just go to the Marine Patrol to bring her back when you go back. Wu Chaozong: Don't waste time, Jiumei, hurry up and read what you need to see so that we can go home. The thousand-year-old sea cucumber soup I stewed is still sitting on the fire. Yuan Min raised his warm eyes and saw dark clouds above his head, like a thick quilt pressing down. Yuan Min: Is this the sky wider than the sea? What a disappointment. Zhuo Feiwen: Jiumei, in fact, what you see is not the sky. The real sky is blue, high, and sprinkled with golden sunlight. But the weather is bad today, and a storm is probably coming. Yuan Min begged: Sisters, let's wait a little longer, wait for the clouds to disperse, and let me take a look at the real sky. The sisters were very soft-hearted and agreed. Nine mermaids were swimming in the sea, waiting for the weather to clear. Xi Tian: What do you think that is? What a big fish! Xi Yuan knocked on his head: Stupid baby! Fortunately, you are still a princess in the sea. Is that a fish? That's a boat! Everyone opened their eyes wide and looked at the boat that was said to have the most terrifying creature on board. Xiaozhu drooled: Are the people standing on the boat human? He is so handsome! The person next to him is also very handsome! Who are they? Everyone looked at each other, not knowing. A ten-thousand-year-old turtle appeared: The old slave told the princesses that it was the royal ship of the Xi Kingdom, and it was sent to send the prince to a neighboring country for an informal state visit. What you see is the prince and his noble friends. Everyone was shocked: Uncle Fu! When did you show up? What kind of shell is that on your back? Forbes: The role assigned to me by the screenwriter Niuniu is to come out whenever I hear a question that has not been answered. At this time, the clouds in the sky not only did not disperse, but became thicker and thicker, and the waves hit higher and higher, and gradually started to roar. The giant sea-going ship was like a fallen leaf, floating back and forth on the sea. After a few moments, it overturned. Yuan Min shook his tail in the water anxiously: Sisters, the boat has capsized, go and save people! Wu Chaozong: This is not the boundary of Suzhou. I am not responsible for the security here. Zhuo Feiwen: I have such a deep hatred for Yan Kang, what if he attacks me while I am rescuing someone? (Hey, with such a high level of martial arts, does he deserve a sneak attack?) Xiaozhu: I heard that surfing is the best way to lose weight. Let me do some surfing first and then help you. Yan Kang said coldly: Have you ever seen a villain save someone? Xi Yuan: This sea-going ship was insured by the insurance company that competes with me. If it capsizes, it will pay them to death! (Sweat, what a profiteer is...) Fu Bo: I'll go get the box of top-secret royal private files first. Xi Tian lowered his head in embarrassment: I'm sorry, I haven't learned how to swim yet... Lou Jinghuai: Xiaotian has barely learned how to swim. If I don't support him in such a big wave, he will sink into the coral crevices! Yuan Min had no choice but to swim against the waves alone, grabbed the handsome young man who was as heavy as a weight, and pushed him to the surface of the sea. (Niuniu is anxious: Wrong rescue! Wrong rescue! That person is not the prince, you should save the prince! Xi Yan is here, come and save him... Yuan Min turned around and saw Prince Xi Yan swimming gracefully on the waves like a dragon, and fished all his men to the shore one by one... Niuniu cried: I didn't write that you can swim, why do you need to know how to swim? ) Yuan Min sent the young man in his hand to the beach and carefully wiped the water off him. The young man opened his eyes and saw the beautiful girl in front of him. Qi Feng: Where do you come from? Why are his eyes as gentle as those of a lamb? Yuan Min: What is a lamb? Qi Feng:...... Forbes pops up: Lamb is an immature, white-furred, long-faced, artiodactyl herbivore. Yuan Min: ||||||||||||| Wu Chaozong shouted on the sea: It's getting late, we must go back! Let's come out next time! Yuan Min turned over and jumped into the sea again. Qi Feng was so groggy that he failed to catch her and almost fell into the water again. He was dragged ashore by Xi Yan who arrived in time. In the sea, Yuan Min returned to his seven sisters and found that they all looked at him with sad eyes. Wu Chaozong: The secret to solving love troubles is to eat and drink a lot. Jiumei, I will help you cook when you get back! Zhuo Feiwen: Did the prince give you any token of love? That is very important! Lou Jinghuai: Meeting your parents is also very important! When will the prince take you to meet his father? Xiaozhu: The prince is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome... Yan Kang: If he dares to escape, we will arrest him! Xi Yuan: Don't worry about the dowry, it's all taken care of by me. Xi Tian: Jiu Mei, you are so pitiful. Why did you fall in love with the prince? The book says that it is a tragedy for a mermaid to fall in love with a human... Yuan Min was confused: What do you mean? Who said I fell in love with the prince? Everyone: Uncle Fu! Under the rumors spread by Uncle Fu, the seven princesses all believed that the little sister was trapped in the trouble of unrequited love. They decided to help the little sister get to the prince's side, so they dragged her to find Xiaoji, the most famous and terrifying witch doctor in the sea, to prescribe medicine. Yuan Min struggled all the way: Let me go! Let me go! Why should I be forced to see that perverted witch doctor? Xiao Ji said grimly: Who do you think is perverted? Yuan Min was so frightened that she had goosebumps all over her body: Sister... My sister is a pervert... Xiaoji: What do you, these pampered mermaids, bring to me? The seven princesses rushed forward. The eldest sister said first: My ninth sister has fallen in love with the human prince. She would rather die than go to him. Please help her! Yuan Min was pushed far away and could only shout loudly from the side: I don't want to die at all! Xiao Ji didn't hear it: But my medicine is not free. Do any of you know what price you have to pay? The mermaids don't know. Forbes: I know! According to Andersen, you can take away her beautiful voice, make her mute, and make every step she takes feel like walking on the edge of a knife. Xiao Ji: Is she willing to pay such a high price? All the princesses said in unison: Yes! In order to see her beloved prince, she is willing to make any sacrifice! Yuan Min weakly: No, I don't want to... Xiaoji: She is willing but I am not willing. What era has it been to be so old-fashioned? Mute and lameness have long been no barrier to love. Now people must overcome the gender barrier! If you want to go to the prince, you must drink my medicine and become a boy! Yuan Min screamed: I don't want it! Princesses: Yes! How much does your medicine cost? (Xi Yuan has taken out his checkbook) Xiao Ji pointed at Zhuo Feiwen: I don't want the money, just keep this fish and be my slave for hundreds of years. The princesses swung their tails and kicked Zhuo Feiwen to Xiao Ji. They took a medicine bottle and dragged Yuan Min to the coast of the Xi Kingdom. They forcefully drank the medicine and threw it on the beach, and then swam leisurely back to the deep sea. (One day half a year later, Xi Tian suddenly shouted: Ah, I always felt that something was not done, but I didn't know what it was. After thinking about it for half a year, it finally occurred to me that we seemed to have forgotten to go to the Marine Patrol to bring back the fourth sister!) It is said that although Xi Yan, the prince of the Xi Kingdom, encountered a storm on the way, he still completed his visit to a neighboring country. The king of the neighboring country liked him very much and sent his most favored prince and Princess Qiqi to accompany Xi Yan back to the Xi Kingdom as a guest. The prince of this neighboring country is named Yue Lingxi and nicknamed Daddy. He is a very soft-hearted and confused person who likes desserts, flowers and red fish. He is silly and happy all day long. Xi Yan often gets headaches because of him. Xi Yan: Ling? Mausoleum? Where did he go again? Qiqi, where has your brother gone? Princess Qiqi: Well, he is training soldiers at the school ground. Xi Yan: I'm not asking about Qi Feng, I'm asking about my family. Qiqi: Sorry, I'm not familiar with the script. I forgot that my father plays my brother. I just heard that he went for a walk. Dad ran up happily: Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan, do you see what I picked? He is lying on the beach, wearing nothing. He is so pitiful. Can we raise him? Xi Yan looked at Yuan Min, who was held by his father and wrapped in a white robe, and had no objection. Dad: Son, do you have a name? If not, I'll get one for you. What do you think of Si Beibei? Yuan Min: My name is Yuan Min. Dad was very disappointed: Do you have a name? Actually, Xi Beibei is really a good name. Do you want to change it? Yuan Min shook his head. Qi Feng walked in and reported to the prince: Your Highness, the military parade prepared for His Majesty's birthday has almost been rehearsed. Do you want to go and take a look? Yuan Min raised his head when he heard his voice. The two looked at each other. Qi Feng was stunned for a while, and it took a while before he shouted loudly. Qi Feng: It's you! You're actually here! Dad: Do you know each other? Qi Feng: She is the beautiful elf who saved me the day the boat capsized. (Xi Yan: Hey, I obviously saved you, okay?) Dad: I know, it's the little lamb you mentioned. But this lamb is a boy. Qi Feng said resolutely: Age is not distance, and gender is not a problem! I love him just because it is him. It doesn't matter if he is a woman, but he is happier if he is a man. My elf, let's go home. Qi Feng took Yuan Min away happily. Dad was very sad: Some people just picked it up and said it, others haven't started playing with it yet... Why do everyone like the things I picked up so much? Xi Yan coaxed him: Be good, don't cry, don't cry. I heard that there are many mermaids in the sea. Let's go for a walk together and pick two more and bring them back, okay? Dad immediately turned from sadness to joy: Okay! I like fish very much! Xiaoyan, is the mermaid delicious... Xi Yan:………… (Xi Yan took his father for a walk, leaving Princess Qi Qi alone. He angrily kicked Niuniu into the sky: What a bad script, why do I have so few lines?!) Prince Xi Yan took the prince's father for a walk on the beach. Although his father had always been more nervous, anyone could see Xi Yan's affection. Groups of shrimp soldiers and crab generals rushed to find Uncle Fu to report the gossip. Uncle Fu came to the palace of the Sea Dragon King to inform everyone about the current situation of the Little Mermaid. Fu Bo: Poor Ninth Princess, she made a huge sacrifice for the prince, and was killed by a witch and turned into a boy (Xiaoji: Who dares to say bad things about me?) But even so, she was cruelly abandoned by the prince. She is now living in the prince's friend's house, crying all day long, while the prince has found a new love and is living a peaceful and happy life. It is said that the two of them are about to get married. It looks like our little mermaid won't be able to escape her fate of heartbreak after all. The entire Sea Dragon Palace was filled with grief and anger. The Sea Dragon King ordered Seventh Princess Zhuang Yuan to lead his troops to rescue his little daughter. Xi Yuan arrived at the beach. In order to understand the enemy's situation, he decided to sneak ashore to conduct reconnaissance. Unexpectedly, as soon as he showed his head on the beach, he was caught tightly. Dad smiled happily: "I found it. I found it. This fish is so strong and looks familiar. I want to show it to Xiaoyan quickly." Poor Xi Yuan didn't realize it. After being dragged ashore, her tail bounced and she couldn't walk. She had to be dragged to the palace by her father. In the palace, Princess Qiqi is negotiating with Xi Yan on behalf of her father. Qi Qi: Although it's not of much use to raise dad in our palace, he is still considered a prince. You can marry him if you want, but you still need a betrothal gift. Xi Yan: As long as your father agrees to marry Ling to me, I can give you whatever betrothal gift you want. Dad ran in: Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan, I picked another one with a tail. It's so cute. Look. Qiqi's eyes lit up: It's really cute. Xi Yuannu: Please tell me I'm handsome, please? Princess Qiqi liked this mermaid very much, so she asked Xi Yan: Treat him as a betrothal gift. I will take this mermaid away, and daddy will be yours! Xi Yan agreed. Princess Qiqi left happily with Xi Yuan. Dad was very sad: They dragged him back with so much trouble, and they didn't even ask him if he had a name... Why do everyone like the things I picked up so much? Xi Yan coaxed him: It doesn't matter, there must be other cute things in the sea, let's go pick them out! When the Sea Dragon King heard that Uncle Fu said that his seventh princess had been captured and sold by the prince to a neighboring princess as a slave, he was furious and sent the most powerful sixth princess Yan Kang to conquer. Dad waited and waited on the beach, and unexpectedly a mermaid named Yan Kang came. He was so surprised that he jumped into Xi Yan's arms. Dad: Xiaoyan, I'm a little scared of this one, so I don't dare to pick it. Xi Yan knew that the person who came was evil, so he ordered his most trusted general Qi Feng to go and fight, while he sent his father to a safe place first. Ninth Princess Yuan Min saw that it was Sixth Sister coming, so she quietly ran to ask: Sixth Sister, what are you doing here? Do you have any grudge against dad and the others? Yan Kang: Whether it's the main story or the extras, I'm following orders from the beginning to the end. Yuan Min: Seventh Sister and I are very happy here. Can you retreat? Yan Kang: If you say you want to retreat, I will retreat. It would be too shameful to retreat. Yuan Min's negotiation failed. He returned to the palace and told everyone everything he knew. Only then did everyone realize that the culprit was the old turtle who spread gossip. Dad suggested: If you call the old turtle here and ask him to talk to the Sea Dragon King, wouldn't Yan Kang be able to withdraw his troops? Princess Qiqi: But the sea is so big, do any of you know how to find that old turtle? No one knows. Fu Bo: I know, I know! Isn't it time for me to come out? Uncle Fu accepted his father's request and returned to the sea to tell the whole story to the Sea Dragon King. The Sea Dragon King was very relieved to learn that his daughters had found the love of their lives on the shore and had not been abused in any way. He immediately ordered the Sixth Princess to withdraw their troops. However, the order was given too late. Yan Kang and Qi Feng had already fought and stabbed his finger with a poisoned dagger. Yuan Min watched Qi Feng and cried: What should I do? What to do? This poison is very powerful. If you don't detoxify it before Xi Yan gets married, you will turn into a bubble. Dad: It doesn't matter. If Xi Yan doesn't get married, it will be fine. Xi Yan's black line: What kind of bad poison? Why can't I get married even if Qi Feng is injured? To drag that author out to be a bastard is simply more outrageous than Andersen! Dad: Uncle Fu, do you know if there are any other solutions to this poison? Uncle Fu: As far as I know, only Xiao Ji, the witch doctor in the sea, can cure it. Yuan Min wiped her tears, and in order for Xi Yan to get married, she went to find the witch doctor Xiao Ji without any hesitation, and met her second sister Zhuo Feiwen at the door of Xiao Ji's house. Zhuo Feiwen: Jiu Mei, I knew a long time ago that you would come here again for the prince, so I specially waited for you here. Yuan Min: Second sister, you know Xiao Ji best. Will he give me the antidote? Zhuo Feiwen: Do you remember the Tibetan flowers I gave you on your birthday? Niuniu said that she had already made preparations to avoid being bullied by Xi Yanhai. You can exchange the Tibetan Xianghua for the antidote. With the help of her sister, Yuan Min successfully brought back the antidote, which restored Qi Feng to health. From then on, Daddy and Xi Yan, Yuan Min and Qi Feng, Princess Qi Qi and Xi Yuan lived happily in the palace. (Niuniu: Fairy tale ending, novel appyending, everyone cheer for me!! Everyone: What a lousy article. The first half is too wordy and the second half has a hasty ending. Go back and rewrite it! Niuniu: But the baby needs to feed, niuniu needs to sleep, and Mi has time... Everyone kicked her away, and Niuniu flew into the sky and turned into a shining star, which was named by her father: Beibei Star. Dad is excited: The name Beibei is finally used!)

Dad's Quotes: When my father still lived in the Prince's Mansion, he often had tea with his sister and brother-in-law. A plate of plum blossom cakes was served, and dad said, "It looks like the bloody footprints of the big rat that was killed yesterday!" So the prince and his wife ran to the pavilion to vomit, and dad ate alone. It was still when my father lived in the Prince's Mansion. High buns are popular in the Imperial Capital. Some ladies with thin hair often buy girls' long hair, braid it into a false bun and wear it on their heads. One day, Mrs. Chang Guo came to see the Crown Princess. Unexpectedly, when she was out in the garden, her bun got tangled in a branch. It was obviously a wig, but Mrs. Chang Guo made an expression as if her scalp was being pulled in pain, and the people on the side did not reveal it. At this time, my father ran over and asked with concern: "Madam, is your hat damaged?" He was forced to stand by the princess. One day, my father was forced to stand by his sister again. When the prince saw this, he came over and asked him what mistake he had made. The father said, "I fell in my sister's room." The prince was angry and said, "Why should I punish my little brother corporally for such a trivial matter?" He turned around and went to argue with the prince. The prince's attendant asked strangely: "The princess has always loved you, why do you have to be punished when you fall?" Dad said: "When I fell, I was holding my sister's crystal cup in my left hand and my brother-in-law's wish-fulfilling ring in my right hand. I knocked over the Duan inkstone on the desk, and the ink in the inkstone even splashed on the Wu Daozi picture hanging on the wall..." The attendant was speechless. Not long after, the prince returned and stood together. The prince was overjoyed that the princess was pregnant. He grabbed his father and asked, "Do you think my sister is carrying a boy or a girl?" The father thought for a long time, then turned around and asked the maid next to him: "Why does he think I know?" The prince was about to give birth, and all the men were driven outside. The prince was restless, covered in cold sweat, and wailed all the time. Dad asked with concern: "Brother-in-law, why are you moaning?" The prince said anxiously: "Don't you know it hurts to give birth?" Dad was shocked. Soon after the child fell off the grass, everyone went in to take a look. The Crown Princess held the baby in her arms and asked her father: "Do you like it?" The father replied: "Yes!" The Crown Princess asked again: "How many children will you have in the future?" The father said: "I don't want to have any babies, just pick them up." The Crown Princess was extremely surprised: "Why?" The father asked curiously: "Don't you know that I am afraid of pain?" The prince was born and given the name Yuan Yan, who would later become Xi Yan. At that time, his father would get tongue-tied every time he said this name, so he hugged the baby and said, "Fortunately, your mother's surname is Yan, but the name is difficult to pronounce. If your mother's surname was Xiao, you would have to be called Yuan Xiao..." The princess loves cats and has a group of them. The white one is called "Xiao Yuzhui'er" by the princess and "Xiaobaicai" by her father. The brown one is called "Ge Yilang" by the princess and "Fat Potato" by her father. The red one is That one, the Crown Princess called it "Fei Fei" and her father called it "Chaotian Pepper". The yellow one, the Crown Princess called it "Golden Zhi'er" and her father called it "Stupid Pumpkin". Everyone in the palace all shouted after her father, and the Crown Princess was furious. On a beautiful spring day, the prince and his wife went to visit the mountains. The prince sighed with emotion: "I love spring the most throughout the year." The prince agreed: "Yes, spring is the season when all flowers bloom and everything revives..." Guest A agreed: "It is the season when willows are like smoke and tourists are weaving..." Guest B also agreed: "It is the season when the sky is blue and the water is full of life..." Dad said: "It is also the season when hay fever, measles, ringworm and rabies are very popular..." Xi Yan has been attached to his father since he was born, and the two of them go together like a shadow, even going to the latrine together. One day, the princess saw her father walking alone. She felt strange and asked, "Where is Yan'er?" Her father replied, "Ride a horse in the front yard." The princess was shocked. How could a two-year-old boy ride a horse? Then he ran to the front yard and saw that he was riding a bamboo horse with a bamboo pole. That day, my father made me stand again. When Xi Yan celebrated his first birthday, someone asked his father for advice on what gift to give. His father said: "Ziyun cake, hibiscus cake, Baizi candy, Jiusi crisp candy, peach slices, plum preserves, pear paste, snow fruit cake, plum peach cake, jackfruit honey..." I don't know who is turning one year old? Anyway, it's still a miracle that Daddy's teeth were not damaged. Dad was holding three-year-old Xi Yan as he passed by the plum forest. He saw bright wintersweets and colorful branches. Xiaoyan asked: "Why don't wintersweets grow leaves when they bloom?" Dad replied: "Because they don't bloom when they grow leaves." This is how Xiaoyan's logic foundation was laid. When his father took four-year-old Xi Yan out of the palace to watch the lanterns, the princess warned him, "If you dare to lose Yan'er, don't come back to see me!" His father said categorically: "Don't worry, I won't lose him even if I lose him!" Two hours later, Xi Yan returned to the palace and said, "My uncle is lost, who can help me find him?" One day, my father was chatting with the prince, and he described the prince's anger as follows: "My sister was so angry that her face turned pale..." Daddy and Xi Yan went on a trip to the outskirts of Beijing and picked up Xi Yuan and returned to the Prince's Mansion. In order to please the Crown Princess who wanted to have another daughter so that she could keep the baby, Daddy named Xiao Yuan "Zhao Mei". This name was used until Xiao Yuan would protest loudly. The prince made a golden hairpin with his own hands and gave it to the princess. Before giving it to the princess, he first asked the princess to guess what it was, and reminded: "It will shine when it is illuminated by light. One end is much sharper than the other end. If you are not careful, you may hurt your hand, but its function is definitely not to hurt people." Before the princess could guess, her father said first: "A kitchen knife..." Dad, Xi Yan and Xi Yuan fled to a mountain village to build a thatched house for a temporary stay. The front and back of the house were filled with vegetables. One day, a guest stayed overnight and praised the deliciousness of the radishes grown by my father, so my father packed a bag for him to take away. The guest refused and said, "Why do you have the nerve to eat it before taking it away?" Dad said, "You're welcome. Anyway, if I can't finish all the radishes at home, I have to feed them to the pigs..."

(Moving extra) Mr. Xi and I - the story I have to tell: ●This article is purely fictional and a spoof. If it is different from the original text and original idea, please treat it with an entertainment attitude~~~~~~~ Thank you all. The old slave's name is Uncle Fu. Although Mr. Xi and everyone in the Xi family don't allow me to call him Lao Nu, they don't know that my real name is actually Lao Nu~~ So in the end I asked my grandfather, "Master, what should I call myself?" My grandfather said, "Afu? (~~~~) I'm mentally retarded. What about me? (-_-B) It seems like you, Uncle Fu, It's quite big. Then let's call him Lao Fu! (~~~~)" In the end, the master finally agreed to allow me to call as I pleased. When it comes to names, I still have a strong struggle because I work in Xifu, so there was a period of time after my grandfather picked up the other two children and came back. Guilin insisted on giving me the surname Xi, and my name became Xi Fu. My grandfather said, "What a great name. Cherish blessings and let you cherish happiness." (~~~~)" In the end, Xi Yan's words convinced me... "Xi Fu? Oh! Wife~~~" (~~~~I am a man, I was over 30 at that time, not a wife) Many people are curious about how I came to the Xi family. This... That's because I was already a talented person when my grandfather was still young. I have a handsome appearance and extraordinary bearing (the following is omitted because Xiaotian shouted there) "Uncle Fu, you are lying. I remember you were like this when I wasn't grown up." (~~~~Who said that? There are still times when I am young~~~~~~It's just that I have worked hard for my grandpa for a long time) The following is the time for the grandfather's explanation: It would be bad if the person who does intelligence work (that is, inquiring about gossip-_-||||) looks like me and is always remembered by everyone. Place Since we need to be honest and honest when doing intelligence work, we can catch a lot of them on the street~~~~~ By the way, Uncle Fu and my grandpa have many secrets. I also know the secrets of my grandma and the eldest master. There are many, many secrets, hehe~~~~~~Because actually I am It was Uncle Fu who was a sensation in the martial arts world and defeated the best master in the world~~~~~ on the dirt. (As for why, wait until one day when Shuangshuang is not around, a certain author Come explain! ! ) Is there a secret between me and my grandpa? Basically, my grandpa knows about it. That's because although my grandpa told me not to tell it, he is better than me~~~~ Give me an example! My relatives brought me sweet-scented osmanthus cakes. Knowing that Mr. Xi likes to eat them, I happily gave them to him. "Master, the sweet-scented osmanthus cake brought by my relatives is very fragrant..." The old man swallowed his saliva. "But I can only eat one piece, and I can't let the uncle know." The grandfather stretched out his finger and said, "Two pieces!" I thought about the severe punishment at home and refused. The old man flattened his mouth and said, "One and a half dollars." Seeing the pitiful expression on the old man's face, I nodded and agreed, but there was a condition, "You must not tell Xi Yan, if Guo told everyone in the Xi family that we can no longer eat secretly in the future (this... Basically the stinky tofu shop at the entrance of the alley and the candied haws shop at the door are We often visit here and drink a few sips of tea after we come back to keep our breath fresh~~~~~How smart we are~~~v*^_^*v). " "Okay~~~~~" The master agreed to me readily. We finished four pieces of osmanthus cakes together in one afternoon of Feng and Hitachi. But... Hehe~~~~~~A miracle happened! As soon as Xi Yan came back, the grandfather ran over and said excitedly, "Xiao Yan, Uncle Fu brought me sweet-scented osmanthus cake to eat today. It's so delicious~~~~~~You can buy it for me next time~~~~" (Just look at the black lines on my face...) V～⊥v～⊥v～⊥v～⊥v～⊥v～⊥v～⊥v～⊥v～⊥ I have always thought that the modern version of Uncle Fu is Shuangshuang~~~~~But no matter how hard I think about it, I can't imagine it... One is a kind uncle-level figure, and the other is a contemporary "kind" model who likes to watch children cry~~~~~~~~

I'm late for many years. I'm sorry that otz was only 13 when I first read this article. Thank you to the author for such a heartwarming work. I was too young to know how to find the author's column. Only now I suddenly discovered that many of the authors I liked back then have closed their books and many famous works that I thought I had never read have been read (so stupid. Jpg. Many of them can't remember their names but I remember this article very clearly. Thank you again!!! I hope the author's life in the third dimension will get better and better!!! (Crying)

Thank you so much for writing such a beautiful article. Dad, I'm waiting for you, waiting for the day you come back. I hope the Xi family's story will never end!

How can you be so cute~ All the love, hate and suffering are passed away lightly, leaving only the joyful, warm, and exciting daily life. Such kind, open-minded and intelligent people are the most qualified to be happy. So healing. I don't seem to care about national BL anymore, because the gender labels on these people are not heavy. I know they are people, good people. Men and women? It doesn't matter anymore.

Super Invincible, Super Invincible Classic, relaxed and fun, but not the kind of idiotic novel that I can't stand.

I've watched it many times and I still love it so much

I like it so much, I finally unlocked it.

The last time it appeared was in 2004. . .

What a great article with a face full of blood.

Come back, Fengwei~~~The writing is so good~~~~~~

I like it so much! Listen to what others have to say and then watch. It sure looks good! ! I thought there was more to come, but it turned out to be dead?

I saw it many years ago and really liked it! ! ! I came to Jinjiang to watch it again today and I was really impressed! !

I remember watching Senior Brother's extra episode before. Where did he go?

This is a classic in the danbi world. It would be great if NiuNiu came back and continued writing.

This guy is an absolute scumbag! ! ! What the hell are you doing? Damn it! Comrades, I have to keep reading this article to see if I will be angry to death in the end.